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Serious question about baby creation by Spisefisken2010-05-12 12:50:26
  o.O by aprylmae2010-05-12 12:53:39
    Won't help much by Spisefisken2010-05-12 12:58:00
      Then there is only one thing I can suggest: by Tyop 2010-05-12 13:10:14
Problem: Your fertility is low.

Cause: Unknown.

Complication: The mrs. may be racting to your semen, and if your spermatozoa weren't weak to start with, she's killing off the rst of them.

Possible solution: Keep practicing, but wear a condom for a couple of months. Get her used to not reacting to you in such a harsh manner.

Then: SURPRISE ATACK!


IANAD, but think about it, I don't think there are any side effects you are not dealing with already (er not being pregnant), or completelly aware of, and willing to accept (her getting pregnant).
[ Reply ]
        generaly speaking just loosing your job by joecrouse2010-05-12 19:13:05
        *gnaws on Mrs. Spisefisken's skull* by firehawk2010-05-12 23:31:06

 

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