- If we're together, I don't want to be your second choice, your backup booty call, or your variety platter. I want to be your main squeeze. Let someone else with less emotional investment and less self-esteem get her kicks being a fling on the side.
- That said, I don't care if you go sow your oats somewhere else from time to time, with two VERY important conditions:
- You come back to me at the end of it and we talk about why. What was missing in the relationship that you felt the need to go outside it. You'll notice that this point includes the assumption that you actually tell me about it... no sneaking.
- You don't bring back any complications. No diseases, no financial entanglements, no offspring, just as examples.
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