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Okay, who's been messing with the gravitational by ttlogic 2010-03-01 04:40:46
constant?

When I woke up this morning, I thought my giddiness and disorientation were related to my cold and the accompanying headache. However, I have now managed to complete my usual swimming routine in just under an hour, which must be the fastest I've ever done. As I'm a bit under the weather, that doesn't make sense at all.

So clearly, someone has been messing with gravity, thus influencing the passage of time. Apparently, I am shielded from this time dilation effect by some kind of trans-warp immunity that the cold virus wreaking havoc within me possesses.

I wouldn't mind being bit steadier on my feet though, so I'd appreciate it if you can please return G to its usual value. And that puzzled bunch of experimental physicists over there would be as well, I guess.
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  Perhaps you were inspired by the terrific perform- by NDwight2010-03-01 04:46:30

 

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