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Apparently, I'm a bad influence on people! by SnArL 2010-01-04 11:20:29
From a conversation on LJ:
sw-fangirl: Besides, I have Jason Statham movies. That's good enough for me - he drives nice cars, wears suits, and kicks a3. And strips in Transporter 3. :D

me: I <3 Jason Statham in a completely heterosexual way for all of the reasons you list. Except for the stripping. :P

sw-fangirl: Hey, you had to like the stripping scene for the hot Ukrainian girl. :D I found her a little obnoxious myself, but then he goes all alpha male on her so it was worth it. :D

me: Oh, yes...Kate Nauta. I'd like to bend her over and load her like a shotgun.
Of course, by profession, she's a model and not an actress, so I'd need a ball-gag to prevent the vapidity in her brain from affecting me. Just think...if I kept her in a cage I'd only need to feed her like half a shrimp a day!

sw-fangirl: I already have an express ticket to hell, dude; stop trying to get me to break a land speed record getting there by saying s4 I SHOULDN'T laugh at but can't help laughing at. XD
[ Reply ]
  Ehm - is that FYOSS? by callithrix2010-01-04 11:24:09
    Don't worry. They're using worse euphamisms... by FNORDer2010-01-04 11:39:03
      You fail to spot the difference... by callithrix2010-01-04 11:54:34
        Right.... So they just come unglued on their own by FNORDer2010-01-04 11:56:07
          Sorry? by callithrix2010-01-04 12:03:06
            unglued, off the rails, adolesce by FNORDer2010-01-04 12:08:52
              I sure hope not. by callithrix2010-01-04 12:19:34
                wow. by FNORDer2010-01-04 12:22:13
                  Do so in the summer. Better weather. (n/t) by callithrix2010-01-04 12:31:05
                    you have exceptionally hot winters? by FNORDer2010-01-04 12:32:00
                      No. We have 6 months of dreary rain. by callithrix2010-01-04 12:39:26
        Don't move to the states... by SnArL2010-01-04 11:56:31
          One of my friends in school by Classic_Jon2010-01-04 12:03:10
          Happens here too. by callithrix2010-01-04 12:07:46
            There are a lot of other things kids mess by Classic_Jon2010-01-04 12:21:41
              Not really surprised. by callithrix2010-01-04 12:50:21
            'Appear' being the operative word. by kelli2172010-01-04 12:36:39
              Unhappily, 'appear' was there for a reason, yes. (n/t) by callithrix2010-01-04 12:52:33
        Teachers? Virtue? P-shaw! by corwin172010-01-04 12:10:42
          Heh. My pupils want to build a small cannon. by callithrix2010-01-04 12:21:25
            Heh, define small ;oD (n/t) by Intrinsic2010-01-04 21:34:25
    Are any of 'em fourteen an' someone's sister? (n/t) by toysbfun2010-01-04 11:40:17
      I believe the youngest I had by callithrix2010-01-04 12:01:40
        Ah. "Cultural". Bit beyond my ken then. (n/t) by toysbfun2010-01-04 12:05:04
          *shrug* Don't know what else to call it. by callithrix2010-01-04 12:16:26
            That's because certain words will trip corporate by SnArL2010-01-04 12:21:05
              Happily, corporate contents filters by callithrix2010-01-04 12:25:40
                Swearing and sex are bad, but violence is ok by SnArL2010-01-04 12:27:24
                  Yeah, I never understood that attitude... (n/t) by Classic_Jon2010-01-04 12:32:25
                  Just the other way around here. by callithrix2010-01-04 12:37:16
                    That's horrible! by SnArL2010-01-04 12:41:19
                      Actually, there was. by callithrix2010-01-04 12:47:30
                  my kids by AprylMae2010-01-04 13:18:06
            Human cultures have never been my strong suit. by toysbfun2010-01-04 12:38:03
              Probably right on the latter account. (n/t) by callithrix2010-01-04 12:41:53
    No, it's not. It's not appropriate for this forum by Twitchh2010-01-04 12:23:46
    it's not that bad by AprylMae2010-01-04 12:47:18
    Will go to bed now! *waves good night* (n/t) by callithrix2010-01-04 12:54:07
  This is news how? :-) (n/t) by twixt2010-01-04 13:43:57

 

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