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I am FED UP with this numbskull.	by McNutcase	2009-12-02 16:59:49
Phone his credit card company	by oot	2009-12-02 17:03:49
I think I will.	by McNutcase	2009-12-02 17:07:09
If that doesn't work...	by firehawk	2009-12-02 17:15:38
Take whatever self-addressed return envelopes are there, write "HE DOESN'T LIVE HERE - WRONG ADDRESS" in huge letters on a notecard and put it in with the statement (with the same thing written on it), use clear shipping tape to tape it to a brick, then write the same thing in Sharpie all over the brick: "HE DOESN'T LIVE HERE - WRONG ADDRESS". Once they pay a couple hundred (or thousand) to return that brick to themselves, then get the note and the statement, they might get a hint.
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I think the way those envelopes work has changed	by Snate	2009-12-02 17:19:27
So you cut a piece of sheetmetal	by themadkansan	2009-12-02 17:21:50
^^^^^ What he said. (n/t)	by firehawk	2009-12-02 17:22:12
I think that'd break the sorting machine.	by kahuana	2009-12-02 17:29:17
not If they're the same as those at Royal Mail	by Jeff_UK	2010-03-02 14:12:11
That'd require committing a federal crime. Um, NO.	by McNutcase	2009-12-02 17:22:10
Then shred 'em and forget 'em.	by firehawk	2009-12-02 17:23:01
That's another Federal crime - willful destruction	by Radiowave911	2009-12-02 17:24:59
Then the post office can damn well provide a form	by firehawk	2009-12-02 18:55:00
Actually, there's one thing that doesn't.	by McNutcase	2009-12-02 17:25:31
The CEO will never see it.	by firehawk	2009-12-02 18:54:13
not always, if our CEO got a letter of complaint	by Jeff_UK	2010-03-02 14:15:38

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