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Stupid science, taking all the fun out of another by hadji 2009-08-26 13:26:17
popular conspiracy theory.

Just saw the "Magic Bullet" episode of "Unsolved History". They debunked; methodically, theoretically and empirically; every major point of the conspiracy regarding Kennedy's assassination.

The picture of the grassy knoll . . . debunked. Professional analysis showed no features on the suspected shadow as being identifiably human.

The audio recording of the gunshots, debunked. Modern computer analysis, allowing for synchronization of all the videos with the audio recording shows that the officer originally thought to have made the recording could not have. Therefore, the rogue microphone was positioned elsewhere at the times of the shots.

The single bullet theory, verified. Using 3-D computer modeling to accurately position Connally in relation to Kennedy, then molding approximations of their various body parts in ballistics gel, they showed that it was not only possible, but even plausible that one bullet could have caused all seven wounds, with the same locations, details and characteristics, and still survive as well as it did.
[ Reply ]
  It's all part of the conspiracy, man! by SouthpawPL2009-08-26 13:43:25
    Jinx! One frackin' *second!* by bitflipper2009-08-26 13:45:44
  You know what this means, don't you? by bitflipper2009-08-26 13:43:26
    I know what it means! by joresgump2009-08-26 13:53:22
    LOL by SnArL2009-08-26 14:15:00
    Apes! .... on a plains! by corwin172009-08-26 14:18:34
      **Drops Monolith on Corwin1788 by adiplomat2009-08-26 15:34:31
        *Moonwatcher points and laughs hysterically* (n/t) by basher202009-08-26 16:48:09
  There is no conspiricy by basher202009-08-26 14:37:42
    ...and these are not the droids you're looking for (n/t) by bitflipper2009-08-26 14:47:31
    Fnord by Freakazoid2009-08-26 15:11:45
  And it's all organized by the by Clovis Man2009-08-26 17:52:34

 

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