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Pet peeve of the day by MatthewDBA 2009-08-26 09:33:04
Seen on a box of alumin(i)um foil:

"200 Square Feet (66 2/3 yards X 12 inches)".
[ Reply ]
  What's the problem? That is 200 squiffits. (n/t) by bitflipper2009-08-26 09:36:39
  Yes, it should be 800 yard-inches. (n/t) by pas512009-08-26 09:39:54
    Exactly. by MatthewDBA2009-08-26 09:48:03
      But what would that be in square Smoots? (n/t) by werehatrack2009-08-26 09:50:17
        Hmm. by MatthewDBA2009-08-26 10:02:30
          Roughly? *smack* Let's see some precision there! (n/t) by firehawk2009-08-26 10:22:05
            When I'm doing calculations in my head by MatthewDBA2009-08-26 10:29:08
              *embeds calculator in cranium* by firehawk2009-08-26 10:32:24
    Better: 3 1/33 chain-feet. by pas512009-08-26 10:00:07
  I CALL FOUL!! by adiplomat2009-08-26 09:50:32
    U CALL FOIL! (n/t) by kahuana2009-08-26 09:52:09
      I CALL FOWL! **uses foil to wrap fowl** (n/t) by adiplomat2009-08-26 09:54:26
    How do you know that his pets aren't foil? (n/t) by werehatrack2009-08-26 09:52:42
    *FOUL answers* by MatthewDBA2009-08-26 09:55:03
      **points ring at Foul, fails to make it work** by adiplomat2009-08-26 09:57:37
  See? I've always thought we should convert to by firehawk2009-08-26 10:01:11
    Yes, but by MatthewDBA2009-08-26 10:03:24
      Its the volume of a tesseract (n/t) by bitflipper2009-08-26 13:08:55
    But *which* cubit? by werehatrack2009-08-26 10:14:14
      *MY* cubit. by firehawk2009-08-26 10:20:30
        *eats firehawk's cubits* by werehatrack2009-08-26 10:23:28
          *grabs werehatrack's burp* by firehawk2009-08-26 10:34:42
        The sad thing about Firehawk's Cubit by Lethosos2009-08-26 10:24:23
          And here I thought Rubik's Cubit was the by adiplomat2009-08-26 10:32:47
          Who said anything about Friday? by firehawk2009-08-26 10:35:34
            AHHHHHHHH! by Lethosos2009-08-26 10:36:57
              My work here is done. by firehawk2009-08-26 11:14:24
  Yeah, honestly. by hadji2009-08-26 10:10:18
    But Pi are round... (n/t) by Clovis Man2009-08-26 11:18:45
  0.303 044 848 45 furlong [survey] (n/t) by Clovis Man2009-08-26 11:10:18
  Changed your mind? by tallastro2009-08-26 11:23:23
    No. by MatthewDBA2009-08-26 11:30:52
      You're not a power user. by tallastro2009-08-26 13:03:02
  GIVE ME BACK MY HAT BOX!!!!!!! :o) by morenna2009-08-26 15:17:16

 

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