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Todays challenge is... by Spisefisken 2009-08-26 00:04:24
build a physical version of a human with these requirements. ;-) Tomorrows challenge will be to get the nobel prize for it.
  • Move eyes further apart
  • Add zoom feature to eyes
  • Brain reward system switches off at overload
  • Teeth made of crystallised carbon
  • Make eyelens so it doesn't rotate the picture
  • Make the eye so it doesn't have to filter out bloodvesicles
  • Make eyes able to see a broader range
  • Make ears able to hear a broader range at will
  • Two hearts
  • Make it possible to breath under water
  • Menopause kept, but without any symptoms
  • Women control their own ovulating and their own preparation for getting a fertilized egg
  • Make childbirth painless
  • Make guys capable of controlling the prostate gland so they choose when they sperm is live
  • Everybody is hermaphrodites but can fertilize one self
  • Better knees and ankles
  • Conscious control over all body parts at will. Should still be impossible to shut them down completely. Compare with the lungs. This includes metabolism
  • Body odours should have more pleasant smells
  • All parts of the body should be able to regenerate
  • Make the human body able to survive only on water and sunlight for an extended period of time
  • Slow down aging
[ Reply ]
  Step 1: invent androids by firehawk2009-08-26 00:12:02
    *Holds up cell phone* (n/t) by PSYCHOI3OY2009-08-26 00:24:22
      Not Android, silly. android. (n/t) by firehawk2009-08-26 02:07:20
    insert step 2 by Klymer2009-08-26 00:31:24
      Step 4: then put the money on *my* account by Skelwar2009-08-26 00:43:56
        *eats step 4* by Klymer2009-08-26 01:06:08
          *runs off with the money anyway* (n/t) by Skelwar2009-08-26 01:55:34
            *waves with skelwar's femur* by Klymer2009-08-26 02:47:33
              *eats step 3* by Skelwar2009-08-26 03:41:53
    Makes me think of by Spisefisken2009-08-26 00:32:05
  oops, I see a mistake by Snate2009-08-26 00:22:26
    My mistake by Spisefisken2009-08-26 00:28:50
      No, NEVER! by Snate2009-08-26 00:35:37
    No, it's right by imWACC02009-08-26 09:55:55
      =)P~~~~~~~~ (n/t) by Snate2009-08-26 15:47:04
  Timelord? (n/t) by SparcMan2009-08-26 01:19:34
  Here... by mekkanik_mike2009-08-26 01:23:13
    That is a detail. by Spisefisken2009-08-26 01:26:23
    But I AM a God...go ahead and ask me. by Hieraco2009-08-26 01:50:43
      <Deleted><Deleted>2009-08-26 03:19:27
        Mod'ed: Double. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2009-08-26 03:19:38
      I have the body of a God .... I take it that count by klar_at_work2009-08-26 03:15:51
        and that God is Budda?? (n/t) by robertltux2009-08-26 05:55:11
          Buddah is not a God by joecrouse2009-08-26 06:07:33
            And the Joke goes Woosh!!! by robertltux2009-08-26 07:07:52
  instead of by aprylmae2009-08-26 11:17:18

 

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