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Steve Martin watches the watchers! by veran 2009-08-24 16:31:27
after he is finished watching "the bold and the beautiful."

Steve Martin also watches big brother - but only sometimes - because that makes big brother more nervous.

Steve Martin understands "2001: a space odyssey." He also understands the last two episodes of "Neon Genesis Evangelion." He does not quite get "Mayfair lady," but he's working on it.

Mogwai does not fear Satan. Steve Martin does not fear Satan either, but Mogwai makes him feel a bit uneasy.

Steve Martin usually takes care not to kill anyone he drinks blood from, so as not to make any new vampyres, but once he got really high and forgot himself.
That's how Keith Richards became immortal.

Steve Martin deliberately made Elvis immortal so that Elvis could marry Sasquatch and live on the planet Zeta Reticuli. They sometimes come to visit.

In his spare time, Steve Martin likes to turn into bats and go to Afrika to paint black and white stripes on some horses. They are still believed to be a specific species.

There never were any dinosaurs. The fossils ain't real. It is all just an elaborate joke orchestrated by Steve Martin.

Since there are no fossils, there can be no fossil fuels. Oil pumped from the ground is actually the rotted blood of evil alien invaders killed through the millennia by Steve Martin.

The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one. The chances of anything getting past Steve Martins are slimmer still.

Steve Martin taught Jimi Hendrix how to play guitar.

Steve Martin built one of the wonders of the world: The hanging gardens of Babylon. But he got tired of holding them up, so they collapsed.

Steve Martin does not have a car, but he has a sword that he can use to turn any green cat into a ferocious tiger which he can ride on to the shops, and other things.
If anyone happens to have a green cat, you can reach Steve Martin through his agent. He'll be very interested.
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  But does he grok the grand finale of The Prisoner? (n/t) by owh2009-08-24 20:28:48

 

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