Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Steve Martin knows!
Steve Martin knows where Jimmy Hoffa is. He put him there!
Steve Martin thinks, therefore he is. Steve Martin thinks about you, therefore you are.
Steve Martin killed the monster under your bed, and now he might be there!
Steve Martin also killed the monster in your closet, and now he might also be there!
Who killed the electric car? Steve Martin did! With Magic!
Steve Martin was the last passenger on the Mary Celeste.
Steve Martin is the only thing that scares Chuck Norris.
Steve Martin makes single socks disappear from the washing machine!
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die;
but Steve Martin still lives!
Cthulhu has nightmares of Steve Martin.
If you gaze long into an abyss, Steve Martin, who is in the abyss, when he is not under your bed or in your closet, will gaze back into you.
The Candy Man can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two, because Steve Martin makes him do it!
Steve Martin's skin does not sparkle.
Art is the proper task of Steve Martin.
Steve Martin owns two identical monads.
Steve Martin knows the Doctor's real name. |
