| Evidence that Steve Martin is a vampyre: |
by veran |
2009-08-24 12:59:22 |
| Photographic evidence:
Steve Martin ca. 1975.
Steve Martin in 2008.
You will notice that he has not changed at all in appearance. This is because he flies out at night and drinks blood. It is rumored that he is the cause of why Calista Flockhart is so dilapidated.
"The man with two brains" is semi-autobiographical - but only inasmuch as Steve Martin actually got to write of the script. The rest is just Carl Reiner and that other guy brainstorming while slightly anemic.
You may say that Steve Martin cannot be a vampyre, because he has been spotted outside in the sun. This is however based on a false information spread out by Steve Martin's age old friend Murnau. But they met when Murnau was making the now lost movie "Die Wohlleiben," starring Steve Martin, back in 1926. The prints were lost in a lab fire, so nobody has seen it.
Steve Martin however did not kill Murnau - Murnau stupidly got himself killed while perpetrating something one should never do while driving. He has only himself to blame.
If you see Steve Martin, do ask him about Murnau. You will see in his face how stunned he still is over his friend's death.
Just make sure you are far away before dark - that is when Steve Martin's awesome vampyre powers can manifest themselves. |
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Photoshopped. | by adiplomat | 2009-08-24 13:01:43 |
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You are photoshopped. | by veran | 2009-08-24 13:05:42 |
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I could do worse. Imagine Stephen Tyler or | by adiplomat | 2009-08-24 13:07:22 |
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Joe Perry can get me... | by aprylmae | 2009-08-24 13:13:52 |
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That can only mean: | by veran | 2009-08-24 13:17:36 |
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*I* am not some random guy, however. | by werehatrack | 2009-08-24 18:05:44 |
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*giggles semi-hysterically* | by aprylmae | 2009-08-24 13:02:08 |
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should I also tell you all about my theory about | by aprylmae | 2009-08-24 13:03:45 |
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why not? :) (n/t) | by confused.brit | 2009-08-24 13:04:16 |
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He's a Zombie? | by veran | 2009-08-24 13:04:33 |
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"The Rolling Stones Live! And Keith Richard!" | by adiplomat | 2009-08-24 13:06:04 |
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it's not voodoo | by aprylmae | 2009-08-24 13:07:10 |
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Voodoo drugs! | by veran | 2009-08-24 13:20:14 |
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Um, he has so changed in appearance | by voxwoman | 2009-08-24 13:31:30 |
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the hair is bleached! | by aprylmae | 2009-08-24 13:35:45 |
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And the recenter photo is shopped | by veran | 2009-08-24 13:38:56 |
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nah, he's just put on a bit of weight | by AprylMae | 2009-08-24 15:36:14 |
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He's keeping the starlets ligth. (n/t) | by veran | 2009-08-24 16:33:50 |
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Refuted: | by Clovis Man | 2009-08-24 13:45:06 |
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So, somewhere, there is a picture of Steve Martin | by bitflipper | 2009-08-24 14:03:07 |
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Exactly. (n/t) | by Clovis Man | 2009-08-24 14:15:50 |
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Who then caused Calista to be so... drained? | by veran | 2009-08-24 14:18:03 |
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As I recall, she did that all on her own. | by Clovis Man | 2009-08-24 14:30:08 |
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But Steve Martin can turn into many bats | by veran | 2009-08-24 14:57:57 |
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or a fog | by veran | 2009-08-24 14:58:37 |
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According to legend, an invitation is required | by Clovis Man | 2009-08-24 15:18:53 |
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But Steve Martin gets invited to all the parties. | by veran | 2009-08-24 16:35:11 |
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I'll bet he never got invited to the Communist | by adiplomat | 2009-08-24 17:23:53 |
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Refuted, no; contested, yes. | by veran | 2009-08-24 14:16:08 |
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And that's the problem | by Clovis Man | 2009-08-24 14:23:30 |
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A composite. Spooky, really. | by kelli217 | 2009-08-24 14:06:56 |
