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The current XKCD: by Tyop2009-04-02 10:21:52
  Well, if you're going to have sex 800 times/yr by DesiredUsername2009-04-02 10:26:27
    No, that's less than 1.5 hours per day. by RetiQlum2 2009-04-02 11:43:55
In fact it's only 2.19 times per day. That's twice a day and an extra on the Sabbath* (1 hr and 1.5 hrs respectively) plus a floating f4 twice every five weeks.

Easily, um, "doable."

* Little known fact: the Jews known as Chassidim (the ones in the black hats with the earl-curls and beards) believe that it's a sin not to make love to your wife on the Sabbath. It's not a "husbands right" to have sex, it's his duty. Under strict Talmudic law not making love to your wife on a regular basis is grounds for divorce.
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      Gotta love the Talmud :D (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2009-04-02 13:17:27

 

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