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Attn: jaqie by confused.brit2009-04-02 04:36:13
  Uhh that sounds fun by Spisefisken2009-04-02 05:04:16
    It has to be a surprise! (n/t) by voxwoman2009-04-02 05:05:23
      So combining the two gives me this? by Spisefisken 2009-04-02 05:11:42
Wife:Honey, why are you putting plastic over the bedsheets?
Me: Oh, for no reason what so ever. Could you please go take a shower. I like my dishes clean it when you smell good.
W: Okay. That is not suspicious at all that you ask this off me for the first time ever in the 4 years that we have known each other.
M: Btw the smell from the kitchen is just a cake I am baking. It needs a chocolate frosting and NO you cannot go see it.
W: Okay. Anything for you.

Like that would ever happen

[ Reply ]
        no see by confused.brit2009-04-02 05:14:26
          And who looks after the kids by Spisefisken2009-04-02 05:15:13
            If the kids are sent of to be babysitted by Spisefisken2009-04-02 05:15:54
              Where there's a male libido there's a way ;-) (n/t) by FNORDer2009-04-02 05:18:53
                or a female one. Mine is far higher than most by aprylmae2009-04-02 05:33:40
                  We don't know if our doc has given an all clear by Spisefisken2009-04-02 05:36:26
                    ok. just use caution by aprylmae2009-04-02 05:43:43
                      eep {{{{aprylmae}}}} (n/t) by jaqie2009-04-02 05:45:11
                        ty. was pretty painful by aprylmae2009-04-02 05:57:22
                          Then what are you doing here by Spisefisken2009-04-02 06:01:34
                            I'm am work, so I can't. by aprylmae2009-04-02 06:04:54
                              Make him eat raw eggs and oysters by Spisefisken2009-04-02 06:06:18
                                doesn't work by aprylmae2009-04-02 06:11:49
                                so grab him by the ear... by peired2009-04-02 11:05:03
                                I've tried that too by aprylmae2009-04-02 11:24:10
                              maybe he's not as enthusiastic about another by voxwoman2009-04-02 13:37:57
                      Oh but she got a C-section by Spisefisken2009-04-02 05:47:33
                        that helps by aprylmae2009-04-02 05:53:38
              I would have suggested getting a sleepover arrange by confused.brit2009-04-02 05:20:02
        Gah. You people! by voxwoman2009-04-02 06:32:15

 

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