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How cuddly are guinea pigs? by oot2009-03-31 16:42:38
  As opposed to a hamster? by veran2009-03-31 17:01:01
    Hamsters are pure evil by oot2009-03-31 17:35:55
      I like Extra-Large Hamsters... by ShadowSystems 2009-03-31 17:41:27
A normal hamster is only nugget sized, good for maybe one bite.
A Large one is good for two, maybe three bites...
An Extra-Large one is good for at least five bites.
Guinea Pigs are just Hamsters on Steroids, and those are good for a decent-sized pot-pie, shaved-meat sammich, or as bits in a stew.
Don't get me started on rabbits...
=)P
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        If we get you started on rabbits... by werehatrack2009-03-31 17:43:36
          If you insist... by ShadowSystems2009-03-31 17:58:21
            You could eat free here, then. by werehatrack2009-03-31 18:03:57
              Can you discharge firearms in your yard? by ShadowSystems2009-03-31 18:06:37
                Flamethrower... by veran2009-03-31 18:07:47
                  Better to gut 'em first. by werehatrack2009-03-31 18:12:55
                  Nah... Napalm cooks 'em too fast... by ShadowSystems2009-03-31 18:13:28
                    How about thermite? (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-31 21:33:21
                      That's not "cooking"... by ShadowSystems2009-03-31 22:34:20
        Inevitably... by Adiplomat2009-03-31 17:45:08
        Dog had one in it's entirety by veran2009-03-31 17:56:36
        OK lenny. (n/t) by joecrouse2009-03-31 18:19:59

 

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