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A suspected rapist shot... by veran 2009-03-31 08:16:59
In a Paramilitary style attack! Things really go from zero to frakin' unbelievable there in England. So, how did this happen? Details are a bit non-existant in the article, but I was thinking about 10 guys with AK's jumiping out of a truck to attack this huge bodybuilder type, who was wearing medieval armour at the time, possibly carrying a couple of swords, one of which must have been a claymore. Grenades must have been involved at some point. No mention of collateral damaga though, so I'm thinking smoke grenades. Then a couple hundred rounds were fired at the guys unarmoured legs, so he could not reach them with his awesome swords. Sound about right?
[ Reply ]
  Media FUD by DesertRat662009-03-31 08:26:04
    I'd not even have bothered to call the militia by veran2009-03-31 08:34:28
  How is that a paramilitary style attack? by retiqlum22009-03-31 08:35:08
    Because it sounds cool. by veran2009-03-31 08:40:34
    The conviction was recent. The girl didn't come by SaylorA2009-03-31 08:49:38
    Gah. I really really need new glasses by voxwoman2009-03-31 09:11:38
    It appears that... by werehatrack2009-03-31 09:23:42
      And if money IS involved? (n/t) by quilting_kitty2009-03-31 09:48:58
        Organized Crime :-P (n/t) by MatthewDBA2009-03-31 10:05:24
          Paramilitary-style organized crime FTW! (n/t) by quilting_kitty2009-03-31 10:14:35
            Yup. (n/t) by werehatrack2009-03-31 10:16:36
  minor rant warning. by werehatrack2009-03-31 08:57:10
  "Paramilitary" has a special meaning in Northern by basher202009-03-31 11:03:49
    Only American meanings of words count. by vetitice2009-03-31 14:29:48
      Besides, catering to all meanings would by veran2009-03-31 15:43:08
        Dunno. Never saw it. by vetitice2009-03-31 16:25:36

 

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