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Well folks, I've a chance to join up with the REAL by Adiplomat 2009-03-23 15:22:09
Dark Side...

I hand delivered an application to the local Housing Authority Thursday, and I just heard that they want to interview me tomorrow ASAP. Yes, you heard it right, if I get this one I will be right in the middle of one of those gov't money streams you keep hearing about.

Positives are, that's for a year or two there should be plenty of money. Also great benefits being that it's a gov't job. Negatives, I'll probably be a drone, from what I gather they're pretty old fashioned there (30 year old job application documents, for example.). But I might be able to use 3 to 5 years as a drone. They reimburse tuition, so I could study and pick up several new certifications, or possibly even get a degree. And a bachelors, or even maybe a master's, would help my career along considerably.

Also, in an era of massively growing gov't, I'd likely be pretty secure. Wish me luck/pray for me people. I go in at 0830. And I'm going in suit shined and shoes pressed! :+)
[ Reply ]
  Good luck. (n/t) by toysbfun2009-03-23 15:23:01
  Good luck, try to look sufficiently drone-ish :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2009-03-23 15:24:14
  Suit shined? What about the hair? by Avium2009-03-23 15:30:51
    Hair polish and shirt shine! (n/t) by themadkansan2009-03-23 15:53:25
    Durn right! (n/t) by Adiplomat2009-03-23 17:47:12
  Best of luck. by Peace_man2009-03-23 15:35:34
  good luck (n/t) by confused.brit2009-03-23 15:51:24
  good luck.. *sends hiring vibes* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2009-03-23 17:22:19
  Thank you all. by Adiplomat2009-03-23 17:51:16
  *fires vibes cannon* (n/t) by firehawk2009-03-23 18:46:20

 

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