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Could somebody make this for me by Spisefisken 2009-02-03 02:08:26
I want a SQL-Editor for teradata with ESP. It needs to know what SQL I want to write and with what ecxeptions and write it for me. It also needs to know the tablenames and database so that it doesn't get mistyped.

Does anyone know of any kind of software that does this?
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  Contractor 1.0. by firehawk2009-02-03 02:15:31
    No good by Spisefisken2009-02-03 02:21:15
      Isn't ExWife 1.0 the same as Wife 0.9 - 1.0? by klar_at_work2009-02-03 02:24:41
        Isn't ExWife made by microsoft? by Saudade2009-02-03 02:28:44
          Care to tell me where the Ctrl Alt Delete by klar_at_work2009-02-03 02:50:03
            The reset button is located by Saudade2009-02-03 04:09:17
              The EULA does not provide for deinstallation. by Werehatrack2009-02-03 07:54:34
        We have a different version of Wife 1.0 here by Spisefisken2009-02-03 02:29:31
          I always assumed that Hitman 1.1 works by klar_at_work2009-02-03 02:49:04
            Didn't work out for Reiser by arancaytar2009-02-03 02:58:51
  I need that too.. coincidental timing. by Jeff_UK2009-02-03 04:50:35
    Uhh intriguing by Spisefisken2009-02-03 05:05:28
      Actually did it at my previous work.. by Enzomatrix2009-02-03 06:16:58
      It's pretty much all I do at the moment! by Jeff_UK2009-02-03 06:24:07
  Coincidence ??? by Medentic2009-02-03 04:55:50
    Unfortunetaly it cannot read my mind by Spisefisken2009-02-03 05:04:38
      Ah! You want $PROGRAMMER_WIFE by Werehatrack2009-02-03 09:49:58

 

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