Rogers:       I've been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor.

Stig:         No. Never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to  buy  his mother flowers and that. 
              He was like a brother to me.

Rogers:       But the police have film of Dinsdale actually  nailing your head to the floor.

Stig:         (pause) Oh yeah, he did that.

Rogers:       Why?

Stig:         Well he had to, didn't he? I mean there was nothing  else he could do, be fair. 
              I had transgressed the unwritten law.

Rogers:       What had you done?

Stig:         Er...  well he didn't tell me that, but he gave  me  his word
              that it was the case, and that's good enough for me  with old  Dinsy.  
              I mean, he didn't *want* to nail my  head  to  the floor.  
              I  had  to  insist. He wanted to let me  off.  
              He'd  do anything for you, Dinsdale would. 

Rogers:       And you don't bear him a grudge?

Stig:         A grudge! Old Dinsy. He was a real darling.

Rogers:       I  understand he also nailed your  wife's  head  to  a coffee table. 
              Isn't that true Mrs O' Tracy?

Mrs O' Tracy: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Stig:         Well he did do that, yeah. He was a hard man. Vicious but fair.

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