Remember, you've given your notice, you leave in two weeks, and if they don't LIKE it, they can just Kiss Your Fuzzy Butt.
Act like Wally from Dilbert.
Walk around in nothing but your boxers, carry a large cup of coffee, & mumble inarticulate Buzz Word Bingo phrases at people who ask you questions.
What, are they gonna FIRE you for suddenly developing a bad attitude at THEIR current attempts at treating you like s4?
Walk into the Boss' Boss' office, sit down ON the desk, & ask questions like "So, what makes you think you can get me to stay AFTER I've already given my two weeks notice? There's a REASON I'm leaving, and if all it were about is money, you haven't even TRIED to offer me more, so there's no love lost, is there?"
Or, if you're feeling REALLY grumpy, openly urinate in one of his desk drawers...
Bonus points if you get HIM to open the drawer for you first.
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