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Let's celebrate the day the terrorists won. by veran 2008-09-11 08:23:11
*Happy Dance*

Let's sing to being able to pay more for airline-tickets because being x-rayed and searched costs so much to do.
Let's do an interpretive dance about how much we love paying for some pet-project war in farawayistan WE AREN'T EVEN INVOLVED IN!

Arrgh!

Salute more security. yeah. Snap your heels together and raise your right arm. That's the way to do it.

Shimmie.

Americans, realize that ten years ago, Europeans only disliked you because you got the money. Europeans are a bunch of commies who never like anyone who has money. Just look what they did to the last group who had money?

But now, they have an actual GOOD reason to dislike you! Somebody elses terroism!

Sing about it! Damn it!

War of terror! F4 yeah!

Oh, and we got idiot, and lunatics coming up with outlandish conspiracy theories... that oddly enough go to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that yes, there really were muslim terrorists.

And they won. They won so much that people who weren't even playing the game lost. Yeah. That's like not playing poker, and losing $5000 at it.

Because added security is all terrorist-win. And it is highly profitable for governments around the world to lose in such a way to terrorists. They are even importing some, to have some to lose for, to be able to build a security industry. A highly erosive, non-productive entity.

*end of happy dance*
[ Reply ]
  *frowns* by joresgump2008-09-11 08:30:36
  "In Memoriam" is not a celebration (n/t) by bitflipper2008-09-11 08:32:42
    "Ira furie brevis est," by veran2008-09-11 10:17:14
      As may be by bitflipper2008-09-11 11:10:14
  "Europeans are a bunch of commies who never like by confused.brit2008-09-11 08:32:50
    What reward? by MatthewDBA2008-09-11 08:42:21
      What the reward for spotting a troll was withdrawn by confused.brit2008-09-11 08:43:37
        We need a reward for spotting by MatthewDBA2008-09-11 08:47:50
          *hands three gold coins to confused.brit* by joresgump2008-09-11 08:50:30
            Thanks :) (n/t) by confused.brit2008-09-11 08:57:07
            Which explains why by sterling_ag2008-09-11 09:06:28
              Gooey chocolate for troll-spotting? by bitflipper2008-09-11 09:07:37
              Even better :) (n/t) by confused.brit2008-09-11 09:25:19
        No,no; you misunderstand, I'm afraid. by bitflipper2008-09-11 08:48:07
          but if you just have pink and green for painting by joresgump2008-09-11 08:52:34
            Barney's more annoying by bitflipper2008-09-11 09:02:01
              I enjoyed Barney very much when he starred in by NDwight2008-09-11 09:22:44
  Way over the top by tesla_koil2008-09-11 08:38:16
    Definitely very bad taste, by MatthewDBA2008-09-11 08:41:33
  I disagree with the way you expressed your by Classic_Jon2008-09-11 08:38:58
    sarcasm and vitrol are the sauces that make the by SnArL2008-09-11 09:18:13
      But they too can have too much added by Classic_Jon2008-09-11 09:23:05
  Nice by jdelphiki2008-09-11 08:40:35
  *scratches head* by UnFair2008-09-11 08:50:58
  You have some valid points by aprylmae2008-09-11 08:57:56
  Ever been to Israel? by run.dll2008-09-11 09:01:11
    You are definitely getting the point, yet: by veran2008-09-11 10:03:55
    Please don't generalize by Paladin2008-09-11 10:08:20
      Well said, thank you by aprylmae2008-09-11 10:11:57
        I HADN'T been able to yet by aprylmae2008-09-11 10:12:26
          I do what I can. (n/t) by Paladin2008-09-11 10:29:42
      Even us zombies arent that bad. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-09-11 10:59:08
        ...erm... didn't you try to nom my brains? (n/t) by Paladin2008-09-11 13:59:49
          Yeah, but around here, that's kind of like saying by bitflipper2008-09-11 14:29:41
            Invalid Page Fault by Paladin2008-09-11 14:43:21
          I try and be creative with what I nom by confused.brit2008-09-11 15:34:02
      It is a valid generalization. by run.dll2008-09-11 11:39:17
        Even the European one? (n/t) by confused.brit2008-09-11 11:45:27
          Hunh? IDGI. (n/t) by run.dll2008-09-11 12:21:17
            I used it as a title when I called troll. by confused.brit2008-09-11 12:49:03
              I think it's a cop out to use generalizations by Paladin2008-09-11 13:42:22
                Put that in the by MatthewDBA2008-09-11 13:46:56
                  Done (n/t) by Paladin2008-09-11 13:54:53
                BTW, That's meant in general, not personally (n/t) by Paladin2008-09-11 13:49:16
                  So, generally speaking, generalizations are bad? by bitflipper2008-09-11 14:27:17
                    :D wondered if anyone would catch that! (n/t) by Paladin2008-09-11 14:39:46
  Nope, the US isn’t a bed a Roses, by lheggland2008-09-11 09:29:08
  *ostentatious yawn* (n/t) by esbita2008-09-11 09:45:03
    Don't do that! by MatthewDBA2008-09-11 09:46:55
      Tell me about it. by lheggland2008-09-11 09:51:12
      *offers Starschmucks warm tar as peace offering* (n/t) by esbita2008-09-11 10:11:32
  Seems a bit much... by Purest2008-09-11 09:49:30
    You speak like you think I don't know what i'm by veran2008-09-11 10:13:04
      Nitpick: That wasn't based on by MatthewDBA2008-09-11 10:31:20
      Maybe you do, maybe you don't by DesertRat662008-09-11 10:35:54
      They weren't money lenders they were money by techi8702008-09-11 11:58:36
        Yes. by veran2008-09-11 16:16:36
          exploiting religion to extort exhorbitant profits by swisscheese2008-09-11 16:46:54
  Quote from GW bush by Jeff_uk2008-09-11 12:24:07
    Depending on how you define "U.S. Soil" by DesertRat662008-09-11 12:33:46
      I think Bush meant within foreign countries by Jeff_uk2008-09-11 13:15:22
    Chuck Norris. (n/t) by hadji2008-09-11 12:37:25
    Well, to be fair, by run.dll2008-09-11 14:46:09
  Actually, not a bad rant. by swisscheese2008-09-11 16:33:43

 

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