Since you're the resident expert, I need some advice on sword fighting.
I tried to set up a sword fighting competition a while back, but it didn't go well at all. We set up the arena, we set up all the seating around it, people were making all their side bets, all that swort of thing.
When it came down to it, though, the swords refused to fight. We kept them polished and shined to keep them happy. And when the time came, we set them point to point in the arena, but all they did was lie there on the ground . . . doing nothing. How do you get the swords to actually fight? |
