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Carrying a 58 Kg firesafe up a flight of stairs... by Illiad 2008-08-26 13:08:22
...ain't fun. I did it once before, but that was 5 years and 30 lbs ago. :p (Mind, if it did this 50 times a day for the next 3 months I'll bet that 30 lbs would evaporate.)

I swore all the way from the garage and up the stairs. I swore in English, Mandarin, Cantonese and what little Spanish I know. If I have to move it again, I'll be learning the appropriate epithets in Greek, Afrikaans, Polish and what the hell, Basque.

[ Reply ]
  If you have to move it again, all you need to say by Pandilex2008-08-26 13:09:49
  Swearing: the universal lubricant. by McNutcase2008-08-26 13:09:59
    I found the perfect solution to that problem. by ag__wyvern2008-08-26 13:30:47
      the way to deal with clamshells by robertltux2008-08-26 20:35:42
    Wouldn't lubricant make that even more unpleasant? (n/t) by archnerd2008-08-26 14:12:11
  What? Not french? by Rogue19712008-08-26 13:10:14
    I'm a Western Canadian. by Illiad2008-08-26 13:12:35
      Well actualy I was born and raised by Rogue19712008-08-26 13:16:48
        Do they really? by Illiad2008-08-26 13:21:10
          No, they don't. by ag__wyvern2008-08-26 13:26:59
    Funny, say something like that in France by abaron2008-08-26 13:18:38
  Well, look on the bright side. by hadji2008-08-26 13:11:50
    Careful not to tick off our Benevolent Overlord, by talon07202008-08-26 13:50:07
  When I bought ours I strapped it to a moving dolly by techi8702008-08-26 13:15:17
    GIYF* by SnArL2008-08-26 13:51:44
    Have a pro do it by DesertRat662008-08-26 13:52:32
  You should do like how I did it. by SaylorA2008-08-26 13:25:11
  The safe weighed less 5 yrs ago? by tallastro2008-08-26 13:30:00
    It must contain all of Illiad's gold by SaylorA2008-08-26 13:33:32
      Golden Rum that is I'm sure (n/t) by basher202008-08-26 14:06:26
        So thats where all the rum has gone! (n/t) by SaylorA2008-08-26 14:08:35

 

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