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9-YR old Girl Scout selling cookies is robbed by Illiad2008-07-29 13:30:01
  Possible to give by MatthewDBA2008-07-29 13:30:50
    it's hard to text summarize the attittude by Sterling_Ag2008-07-29 13:38:39
      Wake-up call, young ladies: by bitflipper 2008-07-29 14:00:00
You don't get to keep the money when charged with theft. Part of relieving your debt to society for the crime of theft is remunerating the parties from whom you have stolen. If you are unable to do so, yourselves, then insurance companies might do so on your behalf, if your victims have coverage that protects them in such instances; then you will be sued by the insurance companies, and the judgments will be assessed against you and even garnisheed from any of your future wages until the debts are paid in full.

Be as p4ed off as you like, girls, but you're not even getting half of what you are truly due; you actually deserve to be fitted with nicely fashionable orange jumper suits and given free room and board for a year, each, courtesy of your state's penal system. Sadly, due to the fact that you are minors and that you have demonstrated an obvious inability to think or behave like adults, you can't be treated to that which you have worked to earn.
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