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9-YR old Girl Scout selling cookies is robbed by Illiad2008-07-29 13:30:01
  Possible to give by MatthewDBA2008-07-29 13:30:50
    Text summary: by Illiad 2008-07-29 13:38:45
Two teen girls (14-15ish?) robbed a 9-year old girl scout selling cookies at a mall. When asked why, they very matter of factly said "we needed the money" and "who doesn't like money? I know it's a crime, but it was a pretty easy crime."

Both are white, wearing designer clothes, and one of them had a Starbucks drink in her hand. Neither looked like they were starving or underprivileged.

Both remain free because the crime was a misdemeanor ("petty theft") and a deputy sheriff didn't witness the theft (whatever that means). Charges are pending from the county prosecutor. The teens are both "pissed" because they now have charges coming and they were forced to give back the money.

Why is the back of my hand tingling?

[ Reply ]
      Those girls need an appointment with my Mother's by techi8702008-07-29 14:10:36
        Is that like my Jr. High Home Ec teacher's by SnArL2008-07-29 14:20:14
          The listening stick is what ever the person by techi8702008-07-29 14:58:00

 

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