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Zombieland by joresgump2008-07-10 12:35:10
  That reminds me of a joke I heard yesterday. by Peace_man 2008-07-10 12:51:44
Two lions are walking through the jungle. The second one says to the first "Hey, wait up". The one in the lead says "Why?"

The second one says "I gotta get closer so I can lick your butt". The first one says "No way man! Why on Earth would you want to do that?" and walks a bit faster.

The second one says "No, really. Wait up. I need to lick your butt" The lead one says "Get away from me you pervert! Why would you want to do that? It's not as if I can do you any favours or anything".

The second one says "No, no, you don't understand. I need to lick your butt. I just ate a lawyer, and I need to get that bad taste out of my mouth!"
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