...you don't so much beat sense INTO them as you beat the stupid OUT.
Of course, in clinical trials, it was only 1% effective. 99% of test subjects were so closely bonded with stupidity that the only way to get all of the stupid out was to drain the body of blood. Of course, the resulting corpse was actually more intelligent than the subject prior to the test, and in some cases, more useful.
Side effects may include contusions, broken bones, hemorrhaging, concussion, rectal bleeding, and death. May impair your ability to safely operate heavy machinery and/or motor vehicles. Use only as directed. For external use only. Ask your doctor is the Anti-Stupidity 2x4 is right for you. |
