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by RetiQlum2 |
2008-07-10 02:04:33 |
Special edition because Illiad wanted happy and true stories the other day:
It's taking me a minute to try and find one I haven't already told you guys.
Oh, wait there's one and it involves a kitty:
Around 1997 I went to my brother's (now-ex) wife's cousin's benefit. He needed a new liver. Little bro and I went back to the hotel with his friend how had moved to New York.
Hands on heads to prevent the explosion that was going to happen if we didn't hold it in( hangovers can really be the suxor) we headed to Jake and T's house, just around the corner. So we walked there and found a scared little kitty cat on the porch.
I cradled her in my shirt and brought her up to their living area. Apparently T had 3 cat's. We wanted to go out for breakfest to cure our hangovers. So we locked this little kitten in the bathroom with some milk and kibble. Mixed together so that the harsh kibble wouldn't hurt her mouth.
We came back in less than an hour (it was just a diner) and found that this kitten hadn't eaten anything. Oh well, I guess she isn't hungry.
So we put the kitten on the coffee table while we watched the "Eco-Race."
I remember this moment vividly. We had had pizza delivered. Just a plain cheese pizza. The Playboy team (meow!)was just descending into the cave filled with bat guano.
This little 2 oz. cat leapt off the table and landed with all four paws directly onto my piece of pizza. She tore into it in a way that would make tigers weep with shame. Lions on the savannah couldn't have done better. I was 240 lbs. at the time. That means that this little kitten attacked a critter 2000 times her size for his food.
It was at that second that I decided she was coming home with me. I fell in love instantly at that one moment.
She had nerve that you and I can only dream of.
It's like they say: You don't choose a cat. The cat chooses you. |
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Brilliant! :P Reminds me of a story I once heard | by EnzoMatrix | 2008-07-10 02:15:23 |
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A long legged bird that delivers babies? | by shadowsystems | 2008-07-10 02:24:41 |
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I know for a fact it's not a Swan... | by EnzoMatrix | 2008-07-10 02:28:26 |
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"reiger"" ? Egret (n/t) | by klar_at_work | 2008-07-10 03:06:34 |
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Yes. (n/t) | by EnzoMatrix | 2008-07-10 04:12:11 |
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or "Heron" :) | by madjo | 2008-07-10 06:47:13 |
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You HAVE told this already. | by klar_at_work | 2008-07-10 03:04:17 |
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OK, I got one. | by RetiQlum2 | 2008-07-10 03:34:03 |
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You have. | by klar_at_work | 2008-07-10 04:40:46 |
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Umm they can?? | by robertltux | 2008-07-10 10:11:02 |
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The written ones, yes. But I was talking | by Klaranth | 2008-07-10 13:27:11 |
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