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Attn: punsters!	by Phoon	2008-06-08 11:15:57
I'm giving a speech Tuesday, on the subject of vinegar. I'm trying to write an introduction for myself. I'm trying to pack it full of as many puns as I can. Here's what I have so far: Our next speaker has been a Toastmaster for nearly a year now. His acerbic wit and acid tongue have given him a tangy local flavor. Let what he says ferment in your mind. [Conspiratorially:] By the way, he's looking for a young tart to squeeze his grapes and make him whine... Please join me in welcoming Benjamin Geiger to the lectern, to speak on "Sour Power".
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I have one, but i think its a sensitive issue 4u	by confused.brit	2008-06-08 14:00:51

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