No matter what, you can't win. Because you not only have a neighbour to your left, you have one to the right. And two across the street. The only one that you don't have to compete with is that funny couple two doors down. They seem to do nothing but sink all their money into their dogs. Dog beds over the place inside, and multiple fenced dog runs in the back yard. Heck, they don't even seem to compete by inviting people over for a BBQ so they can show off their new lawn mower. They don't even HAVE a lawn mower, for chrissakes.
Yeah, that's me :-D |
