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Ordnance-Corner for UFies Monday Edition by DesertRat662008-04-28 09:12:41
  some humor stuff from the front lines :) by Garrinka 2008-04-28 16:49:12
I got this through a friend of mine .. who's friend is in Iraq..

enjoy!

I may not have a LOLcat as my wingman.

Mosquitos do not count as "combat kills", as such, I do not have 162 confirmed kills.

I will not print out tickets to the "gun show" with pictures of my biceps and sell them to fellow Airmen.

During an indirect fire attack while I am off duty, I am not to bring my laptop to the floor with me and continue playing "World of Warcraft"

and last one for this time :)

The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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