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A (horrible) Question of Ethics by Illiad 2008-04-28 08:51:02
You're a pediatrician. Two newborns contract a nasty virus. There are two vaccines available for the virus but only one will work due to some unknown factors, and you can't tell which one. You have enough time to apply one vaccine -- they take a couple of hours to take effect -- and if you choose the wrong vaccine(or do nothing) the baby will die.

Solely within this context, which is more the ethical (not practical!) solution:

  1. Give both babies the same vaccine: you'll either save both or lose both.
  2. Give one vaccine to one baby and the other to the other baby: you'll definitely save one but definitely lose one too.

This really horrid dilemma brought to you by an early episode of House.

[ Reply ]
  Talk to the parents by imrambi2008-04-28 08:54:18
    They can't make up their mind. by Illiad2008-04-28 08:58:07
      that's why I'm not a doctor. by aprylmae2008-04-28 09:00:32
      This is why I refused to become a mod... by RetiQlum22008-04-28 09:13:20
        "Severely cause someone pemanent harm"??? by subbywan2008-04-28 10:04:32
          Given some of the fragile egos/psyches here by esbita2008-04-28 10:53:55
      Sure, take the fun out of the exercise by imrambi2008-04-28 09:20:37
      no that is incorrect by roadhog2008-04-28 16:44:10
        I second that by FST7772008-04-28 17:58:17
          Second thought: by FST7772008-04-28 18:11:36
  let the parents decide. by aprylmae2008-04-28 08:56:16
    See my reply to imrambi. (n/t) by Illiad2008-04-28 08:58:28
  #2. by esbita2008-04-28 09:00:44
  #2 by Control2008-04-28 09:02:59
    But then you have to explain to the parents by aprylmae2008-04-28 09:18:27
      Perhaps you do by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 09:26:53
        imagine the kids were old enough to understand by aprylmae2008-04-28 09:35:21
          Why would you regret your decision? by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 09:39:26
            I can't see how either decision by aprylmae2008-04-28 09:41:49
          You can explain it this way: by esbita2008-04-28 10:00:53
  If you have enough to have 1 as an option by psychoi3oy2008-04-28 09:04:46
    The vaccines... by Illiad2008-04-28 09:06:31
  Think outside the box: by RetiQlum22008-04-28 09:07:59
    See Illiad's reply by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 09:11:24
    No. by Illiad2008-04-28 09:11:52
    Think inside reality, tho'. by Discarnate2008-04-28 09:14:43
      some vaccines can be protective after exposure by morenna2008-04-28 09:24:39
        SSLR? by Discarnate2008-04-28 09:33:25
          short subject line rant. by morenna2008-04-28 09:46:31
            *chuckle* by Discarnate2008-04-28 09:58:18
              you're welcome! you should also make a user diary by morenna2008-04-28 10:04:02
                done! (n/r) (n/t) by Discarnate2008-04-28 10:09:07
        Rabies comes up as an example (n/t) by FST7772008-04-28 18:15:30
    *WOOOSH* (n/t) by subbywan2008-04-28 09:52:29
  #2, unless some insight gained during clinic duty by toysbfun2008-04-28 09:10:10
  How a physician would handle it IRL: by dire_lobo2008-04-28 09:12:31
    *wry grin* by Discarnate2008-04-28 09:17:07
      All somewhat tongue-in-cheek kidding aside, that's by dire_lobo2008-04-28 09:31:21
        I agree.... by Discarnate2008-04-28 09:37:14
  *both* decisions are the same. by perlcat452008-04-28 09:13:12
    They're not the same by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 09:16:05
      Exactly. (n/t) by esbita2008-04-28 09:17:15
      I disagree. by Pic2008-04-28 09:29:09
        "Certainty that either..." by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 09:42:41
          "ethics isn't about numbers or probability." by perlcat452008-04-28 10:18:05
            What do you mean by by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 10:19:56
              You're in the game of probabilty by perlcat452008-04-28 10:28:13
                I don't follow by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 10:33:05
                  Thank $deity you aren't my doctor.(n/t) by perlcat452008-04-28 10:36:26
                    Whether a decision is right or wrong by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 10:41:31
                      I do believe Solomon answered that qn by perlcat452008-04-28 10:49:06
                        I believe that the question Solomon answered by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 10:56:24
                    That is a highly unfair question to ask parents. by subbywan2008-04-28 10:48:17
                      You don't ask them. by perlcat452008-04-28 10:53:22
                        How will explain the situation change it? by subbywan2008-04-28 10:55:48
                          Again, the situation is that: by perlcat452008-04-28 11:07:28
                            What, exactly, is the "RNG"? by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 11:22:38
                              Play nethack sometime by perlcat452008-04-28 11:33:37
                                What random number generator? by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 12:00:53
                                omnipotent is as omnipotent does by perlcat452008-04-28 12:03:43
                                True; by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 12:08:23
                        I still don't see how it was not in your hands (n/ (n/t) by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 10:57:11
                      Responses: by Nath32008-04-28 11:36:35
                        In real life, you're correct by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 11:42:20
                          I answered elsewhere in the thread: by Nath32008-04-28 13:43:14
                            I read that, by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 14:01:37
                        I disagree by subbywan2008-04-28 11:59:11
                          Matter of trust. by perlcat452008-04-28 13:08:59
                            Which is exactly why it's unfair to present the by subbywan2008-04-28 13:16:38
                              I doubt I'll convince you, but... by Nath32008-04-28 13:40:47
                                but this isn't that situation. by subbywan2008-04-28 13:51:01
                                But they do have different goals. by Nath32008-04-28 14:12:58
                                It's still just passing the buck. by subbywan2008-04-28 14:15:40
                                Is it passing the buck... by Nath32008-04-28 14:22:11
                                Yes, it is. by subbywan2008-04-28 14:53:58
                                I fear I'm repeating myself. by Nath32008-04-28 15:03:54
                                Why? by subbywan2008-04-28 15:06:06
                                But that *isn't* the only difference. by Nath32008-04-28 15:09:11
                                And who in their right mind by subbywan2008-04-28 15:25:34
                                That isn't the scenario described in the OP. by Nath32008-04-28 15:30:46
                                I guess we're going to have to disagree on that :) (n/t) by subbywan2008-04-28 15:39:41
                                I guess so. by Nath32008-04-28 15:52:27
              Saved at the cost of another life? by FST7772008-04-28 18:25:03
          ethics isn't about ... probability?!?! Yes, it is. by dire_lobo2008-04-28 10:22:06
      Certainty of what? by perlcat452008-04-28 09:31:43
        Whether a situation is unwinnable by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 09:37:43
          It's not more ethical by perlcat452008-04-28 10:11:36
            In other words, by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 10:24:37
            I agree with you; see my answer to the TLP by romandas2008-04-28 12:36:48
        *cough*kobiyashimaru*cough* (n/t) by Phoon2008-04-28 09:43:11
  What about research? by testy2008-04-28 09:21:17
  Same thing he did, for the same reasons. by subbywan2008-04-28 09:25:22
    I haven't seen it. What did he do? ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2008-04-28 09:39:00
      Gave different one to each, knowing one would die (n/t) by subbywan2008-04-28 09:44:02
        with the result that he now knew which was the by Snate2008-04-28 10:21:18
          Irrelevant though. by subbywan2008-04-28 10:22:54
            True, but I was expanding on aix tom's question of by Snate2008-04-28 11:09:40
  When you say you have enough time to use only one by mutt2008-04-28 09:36:27
  Since : by aix tom2008-04-28 09:37:38
    What does logic or probability by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 09:41:01
  Ah, contrived dilemmas. by Didactylos2008-04-28 09:45:55
    That, however, isn't the point of the dilemma (n/t) by subbywan2008-04-28 09:48:39
      All ethical "what ifs" by Didactylos2008-04-28 09:54:26
        Don't ever take a 3rd-year philosophy course. by Illiad2008-04-28 09:57:25
          I dunno... by Discarnate2008-04-28 10:13:02
        And yet ... here you are ... by subbywan2008-04-28 09:59:28
        Depends on your definition by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 10:02:58
          It's a false dilemma because by Didactylos2008-04-28 11:36:02
            The problem is by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 12:06:33
        interesting discussion and... by dire_lobo2008-04-28 10:13:59
    Ah, pointless snark. by kelli2172008-04-28 10:30:15
      Here, have a fluffy pink bunny. by Didactylos2008-04-28 11:39:46
  Pick the oldest batch and give that. by tallastro2008-04-28 09:59:40
  I thought a vaccine is only effective BEFORE you by voxwoman2008-04-28 09:59:42
    some are protective after exposure, by morenna2008-04-28 10:08:45
  Definitely #2. by Peace_man2008-04-28 10:00:27
    buit you will also definitely kill one of them (n/t) by aprylmae2008-04-28 10:33:23
      It's still more responsible IMO (n/t) by hobbs2008-04-28 10:43:51
      Actually, doing nothing is what will most by Peace_man2008-04-28 11:01:13
        I never said it shouldn't be by aprylmae2008-04-28 11:40:42
  flip a coin for each baby. take a shoot of wiskey. (n/t) by Woodburn2008-04-28 10:03:34
    Don't take a shot of whiskey by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 10:28:16
  chances are very slim of the doctor having access by aprylmae2008-04-28 10:26:58
  Hippocratic oath by perlcat452008-04-28 10:46:55
    You do realise that by subbywan2008-04-28 10:51:42
      Yes, I do. by perlcat452008-04-28 10:55:38
        You have a 50% chance of violating the that clause by subbywan2008-04-28 11:06:15
          The oath is absolute. by perlcat452008-04-28 11:25:32
            In that case, every oncologist and such by subbywan2008-04-28 11:31:33
              ...after the "first do no harm" bit by perlcat452008-04-28 11:42:50
                But you did not knowingly kill your patient by subbywan2008-04-28 12:09:26
                  Triage is always hard for that reason. by perlcat452008-04-28 12:23:58
                    Which is the point of the exercise: by subbywan2008-04-28 12:37:53
    I was kind of leaning towards #1. by vampire2008-04-28 10:59:52
    That assumes by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 11:00:43
    Hippocratic oath has no bearing - it is not by Peace_man2008-04-28 11:13:57
      You can't have half-an-oath by perlcat452008-04-28 11:51:28
        And here I thought you were arguing by Peace_man2008-04-28 12:00:41
          Nope. by perlcat452008-04-28 12:13:28
  Not my call. by Nath32008-04-28 10:51:12
    Very much your call. by subbywan2008-04-28 10:53:51
    I'd say that as a doctor by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 11:01:57
      I agree. That's why I referred to myself as... by Nath32008-04-28 11:37:38
        Which violates the terms of the question: by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 11:39:55
          A doctor can be undoctorly. :) (n/t) by Nath32008-04-28 13:44:02
  I would have to try for the 'win' with choice 1 by romandas2008-04-28 11:51:03
    You would not be killing a child. by Peace_man2008-04-28 11:58:31
      Yes by romandas2008-04-28 12:11:07
        Actually, I'm now leaning by MatthewDBA2008-04-28 12:15:58
  Unless I missed it, what was your choice, Illiad? (n/t) by romandas2008-04-28 12:18:12
    The same choice you made. by Illiad2008-04-28 12:49:56
      One further aspect (dismal legalities) by run.dll2008-04-28 15:02:42
        That's a matter for the hospitals lawyers though by subbywan2008-04-28 15:04:07
          I would say it is a factor. by run.dll2008-04-28 15:38:27
  Okay - the vaccines "don't intermix well" - by DrDeisel2008-04-28 13:06:24
    They would kill the child. by Illiad2008-04-28 13:08:25

 

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