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We have contractors here... by Illiad 2008-04-07 13:07:21
...renovating the downstairs washroom. One of the pair had to replace the master water shutoff for the house because it wasn't really shutting much off.

So he's struggling with these clamps that need to be tightened just so or they'll snap and fall off. Every time a clamp snapped, water would spurt out. He's kneeling in a confined space, with his head down low, turned to the side, and he can't really move his head out fast.

A series of clamps snapping resulted in the following stream of invectives from him:

*sping* "AUUGH. Oh that's cold. Dammit...this way and..." *sping* "AUUUUGH. OH GOD that's cold!" *sping*sping* "AAAAAAAAGGGH!!! OH MY GOD!!" *sping* "GODDA-flpuuffopppfsputter!!!" *sping*sping* "WAAAAAAGH!! COLD!!" *sping*sping*sping* "AAAAAAAUUUGH!! F4ED IN THE EAR!!"

Pardon me while I go wipe the tears out of my eyes.

[ Reply ]
  heh, maybe consider hiring better qualified by shminux2008-04-07 13:10:54
    Dude, that was cold. by talon07202008-04-07 13:12:33
      Dont be such a drip. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-04-07 13:14:54
        Pipe down you two. (n/t) by tallastro2008-04-07 13:17:13
          It will be a wrench to.... (n/t) by confused.brit2008-04-07 13:18:30
            As long as you don't make a spigoted comment (n/t) by talon07202008-04-07 13:35:11
              Ok, but i need to Tap you for some Coppers. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-04-07 14:07:02
                Sorry, my funds are drained. (n/t) by talon07202008-04-07 14:16:49
                  I got a leak in my funds too... (n/t) by confused.brit2008-04-07 18:12:24
  God, I hope you give him a drink or something by ag__wyvern2008-04-07 13:17:08
    offer him a glass of cold water (n/t) by varikin2008-04-07 13:19:35
      JINX! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-04-07 13:26:10
    I'm sure he'll love a drink of water (n/t) by vidi2008-04-07 13:19:36
  That's going to be expensive. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-04-07 13:24:09
  grin giggle-snort LOL ROFLMAO by carthax2008-04-07 13:41:06

 

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