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Gather round, UFies, it's time to tell a tale. by skippy-ish_guy 2008-03-20 23:14:02
This, my friends is no ordinary tale. This tale, whether you believe it or not, will one day become legend.

This all starts while I was at work last week. I think it was Wednesday. I'd just got in and started my shift when the phone rang. Being the only one near a phone that didn't have their hands full with customers, prescription drugs, or blister pack patient MAPs, I pick up the receiver and answer in my usual professional tone. The voice on the other end begins to speak, and before I give you any more details, I must add this: I swear to you on my three dead grandparents' graves that this is 100% true. What followed my greeting is this:

"Hello (Imagine the voice of an 80 year old woman)? I have a problem with flatulence, and it's actually really bad. Now, I heard you can get a filter for your underwear for this. Is that true?"

I had to get my boss to answer her question, because the rest of the staff was laughing too hard to talk.
[ Reply ]
  So what was the answer to the questions? by Tomo2008-03-20 23:18:38
    No, there is no filter. by skippy-ish_guy2008-03-20 23:22:01
      actually there is by laserman2008-03-21 10:17:53

 

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