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PANTS! quotes by Freakazoid2008-03-20 10:04:22
  Ben Franklin by aprylmae 2008-03-20 11:49:00
All pants is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, depends on whose solicitor has given me my pants.

Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little pants will deserve neither and lose both.

At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the pants.

Buy what thou hast no need of and ere long thou shalt sell thy pants.

Distrust and caution are the parents of pants.

Pants, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

He that displays too often his wife and his pants is in danger of having both of them borrowed.

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