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PANTS! quotes by Freakazoid2008-03-20 10:04:22
  2001: A Space Oddity by imwacc0 2008-03-20 10:46:20
HAL: I know I've made some very poor pants recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my pants will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the pants. And I want to help you.

HAL: The 9000 series is the most reliable pants ever made.

Bowman: All right, HAL; I'll go in through the pants.
HAL: Without your pants, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Bowman: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the pants!
HAL: Dave, this pants can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
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