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PANTS! quotes by Freakazoid 2008-03-20 10:04:22
haven't had one of these in a while.

i'll start it off a (very) stale old one
"Use the pants, Luke!"

feel free to do non Star Wars quotes :)
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  QUOTES! stamp (n/t) by taitano2008-03-20 10:07:50
    "Read my" PANTS: no new trousers! (n/t) by bastetsmuse2008-03-20 10:13:39
  We've got by SaylorA2008-03-20 10:08:48
    But then there's a moment like tonight, a profound by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:10:28
  I find your lack of pants disturbing. (n/t) by SaylorA2008-03-20 10:09:31
  One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:12:27
  Gondor has no pants! Gondor needs no pants! (n/t) by Esteis2008-03-20 10:12:50
  Jan, by EndlessWaves2008-03-20 10:13:07
  My prrrecioussss. My prrrecioussss pantsssses! (n/ (n/t) by Peace_man2008-03-20 10:13:52
    ?o.O? He wears pants??? by taitano2008-03-20 10:16:12
      He's missing them. He WANTS them! (n/t) by Peace_man2008-03-20 10:18:16
        The filthy Hobitsess takes them from heem; by taitano2008-03-20 10:22:54
          Three pants for elven lords on high... by jdelphiki2008-03-20 10:41:43
  I feel a distubance in the pants. by RetiQlum22008-03-20 10:13:52
  Too many have dispensed with pants in order to by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:13:54
  "Go ahead. Make my" pants. (n/t) by taitano2008-03-20 10:14:07
  Those who face that which is actually before them, by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:16:13
  Pants, why does it have to be pants? (n/t) by kc5sdy2008-03-20 10:16:24
  Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:17:19
    (... I can count to 21... :-P) (n/t) by Phoon2008-03-20 10:18:24
  We cannot either confirm nor deny by aprylmae2008-03-20 10:18:09
  Pants have taught an entire generation of by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:18:43
  We should get a reading on those pants up or down! (n/t) by murphoid2008-03-20 10:18:47
  For what is a man profited, by Phoon2008-03-20 10:19:29
    Ask Ted Kennedy (n/t) by SnArL2008-03-20 10:21:52
      *sigh* by taitano2008-03-20 10:27:28
  ...I'll be in my pants (n/t) by oot2008-03-20 10:20:02
    ^ Win. (n/t) by Esteis2008-03-20 10:28:07
  A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:20:05
  This above all, by aprylmae2008-03-20 10:20:20
  "There's a shortage... by svengelska2008-03-20 10:20:28
  You can take away our by Diorama2008-03-20 10:21:37
  Egon, by aprylmae2008-03-20 10:21:44
  "Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:21:55
  Pants to the left of me, trousers to the right... by Sharku2008-03-20 10:23:21
  It is not enough to have good pants. The main by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:23:37
  "There's a dozen wild badgers by Silverfire2008-03-20 10:24:15
  The human pants are a strange vessel. Love and by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:24:40
  "Every big problem was at one time a wee by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:25:44
  Maybe kissing is sort of like nature's pants by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:26:25
  "I'll be in the pants" by Silverfire2008-03-20 10:27:04
  For Arthur by khendron2008-03-20 10:27:06
  I reject your pants and substitute my own. (n/t) by Esteis2008-03-20 10:27:07
    Um, no thanks. (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-03-20 10:29:31
  Remember! Things in life will not always run by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:27:28
  To say something nice about yourself, this is the by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:28:16
  Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:29:05
  Oh, and how many pants must a man go down by Esteis2008-03-20 10:29:12
    Bahahahaa...... (n/t) by Silverfire2008-03-20 10:35:31
  a few from the same movie by aprylmae2008-03-20 10:29:19
    Last quote is gold. (n/t) by Silverfire2008-03-20 10:33:03
  I tore myself away from the safe comfort of by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:30:02
  D4 the pants! Full speed ahead! by Silverfire2008-03-20 10:30:29
  I take it that what all men are really after is by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:31:13
  Pants? We don't need no stinkin pants! by Silverfire2008-03-20 10:31:27
  He that respects himself is safe from others. He by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:32:47
  Pants are gifts that force us to search for a by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:33:40
  "I did not have pants with that by Silverfire2008-03-20 10:34:38
  In pants, no one can here you scream by jdelphiki2008-03-20 10:34:50
  Nothing inspires pantslessness quite like revenge. by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:35:04
  Everything has its wonders, even darkness and by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:36:32
  I've always thought that a big laugh is a really by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:37:12
  The Ballad of Wash by ag__wyvern2008-03-20 10:37:23
  I really do believe I can accomplish a great deal by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:38:18
  I do not know which makes a man more conservative— by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:39:17
  A marriage is always made up of two people who are by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:40:06
  The world is full of people whose notion of a by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:41:17
  "I love the smell of pants in the morning." (n/t) by svengelska2008-03-20 10:41:18
  Man must evolve for all human conflict a method by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:42:10
  Those who fail to learn pants by Hieraco2008-03-20 10:43:34
  I must govern the pants, not be governed by them. by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:43:58
  The human race is faced with a cruel choice: pants by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:46:06
  You are unwise to lower your pants. (n/t) by SaylorA2008-03-20 10:46:08
  Kickstart my pants! by skippy-ish_guy2008-03-20 10:46:11
  2001: A Space Oddity by imwacc02008-03-20 10:46:20
  I'm mad as pants and not going to take it anymore! (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2008-03-20 10:47:49
  The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:47:49
  Pants pants Pants pants pants pants Pants pants by ag__wyvern2008-03-20 10:47:55
  Like so many Americans, she was trying to by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:48:48
  When you understand that what you're telling is by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:49:42
  It is not pants one asks for, but just enough to by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:52:00
  It's very hard to take yourself too seriously when by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:53:07
  Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:55:15
  <Deleted><Deleted>2008-03-20 12:11:19
    eeeps, mods by aprylmae2008-03-20 11:35:59
      ...oops... (n/t) by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:44:53
    Mod'd: Double (n/t) by Tyop2008-03-20 12:11:52
  How can you govern a country which has by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:56:32
  Do not bite at the pants of pleasure till you know by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:57:23
  It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:58:17
  Be sure that it is not you that is mortal, but by confused.brit2008-03-20 10:59:15
  Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:00:14
  As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:01:10
  Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:03:23
  Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:03:55
  What lies behind us and what lies before us are by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:05:00
  There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio by Snate2008-03-20 11:05:03
  The pants say what words cannot. by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:05:51
  One should as a rule respect public opinion in so by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:07:07
  What a blessing it would be if we could open and by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:07:48
  Every pilot needs a co-pilot, and let me tell you, by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:09:03
  Genius is of no pants. by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:09:42
  *Perks up* ! *Settles* "Not the pants. No, not the by SouthpawPL2008-03-20 11:12:06
    "And this...is the wrong pants." (n/t) by SouthpawPL2008-03-20 11:13:31
    No pants today. Pants tomorrow. by Sharku2008-03-20 12:01:58
    I'd like to live just long enough... by Sharku2008-03-20 12:35:22
  "Of all the pants in all the towns... by audiogeek20002008-03-20 11:26:35
  You are not superior just because you see the by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:26:49
  When you wish to instruct, be brief; that men's by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:36:13
  Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:37:07
  I am not one of those who in expressing opinions by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:37:45
    bored, are we? by Freakazoid2008-03-20 11:40:20
      Ayup! by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:43:54
  A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily by aprylmae2008-03-20 11:40:12
  The fact that an opinion has been widely held is by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:46:07
  Ben Franklin by aprylmae2008-03-20 11:49:00
  Count not him among your friends who will retail by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:54:03
  Could we change our pants, we should not only by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:55:40
  A love of pants has never weakened a nation, by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:57:25
  ...when you have eliminated the impossible, by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:58:16
  The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who by confused.brit2008-03-20 11:59:04
  The pants are a lie!! by Sharku2008-03-20 12:00:20
    Argh! the Llama song returns, and its more by confused.brit2008-03-20 12:05:18
  I AM TIRED OF THESE @(*&$# PANTS ON by todAnthony2008-03-20 12:26:04
  Beware of dissipating your pants; by confused.brit2008-03-20 13:14:59
  "There are no small pants, only small actors." (n/t) by DrDeisel2008-03-20 13:48:50
  Sometimes you have to take the bull by the pants. (n/t) by chanceslost2008-03-20 15:33:27
  When you relinquish the desire to control your by confused.brit2008-03-20 16:26:44
  It's a lot like nature. You only have as many by confused.brit2008-03-20 16:40:15
  The rumours of my pants are greatly exaggerated. (n/t) by Esteis2008-03-20 16:40:57
  We must always change, renew, rejuvenate our pants by confused.brit2008-03-20 17:06:43
  Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you by confused.brit2008-03-20 17:09:13

 

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