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Cutting yourself with safety razors, by krikkert 2008-03-20 06:01:26
now that's a sign that you've been using electric for too long, krikkert...
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  ouch. razor cuts sting like crazy. (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-20 06:04:15
    Yep. by krikkert2008-03-20 06:05:13
      I could hit you in the eye. by CynicalRyan2008-03-20 06:10:01
        An eye for an eye. by krikkert2008-03-20 06:12:10
          That's okay. by CynicalRyan2008-03-20 06:12:55
            Sure, by krikkert2008-03-20 06:13:25
              It's only illegal if you don't consent. :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-20 06:14:35
                Don't worry, that'll be taken care of. by krikkert2008-03-20 06:16:26
                  Funny you say that. by CynicalRyan2008-03-20 06:17:11
                    *lights match* No, you HAD. (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-20 06:18:12
                      Oh boy, I'll hate to turn you in for arson. by CynicalRyan2008-03-20 06:19:35
                        You can't prove a thing. by krikkert2008-03-20 06:23:37
                          That's true. by CynicalRyan2008-03-20 06:26:18
                            Which cameras? *drops EMP 'nade* (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-20 06:28:44
                              The ones hiding behind the TEMPEST shielding. (n/t by CynicalRyan2008-03-20 06:35:00
                                The shielding I painted two hours ago? (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-20 06:37:34
                                Nope. That was the landing. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-20 06:39:32
                                Ah. I see. by krikkert2008-03-20 06:48:30
                                Mu. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-03-20 07:28:20
          Um, yuck. by RetiQlum22008-03-20 06:14:17
            Yes. by krikkert2008-03-20 06:15:46
      can't hide it, but you could always tell by aprylmae2008-03-20 06:24:45
        Sweet idea. by krikkert2008-03-20 06:26:30
          good start by aprylmae2008-03-20 06:29:24
            That'd lead to me getting a sound and deserved by krikkert2008-03-20 06:32:35
              that'll work (n/t) by aprylmae2008-03-20 06:38:22
                Did someone call? by Paladin2008-03-20 06:55:06
                  PUN PALADIN! (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-20 07:02:49
                    W00T! um.. what am I cheering again? (n/t) by Paladin2008-03-20 07:09:57
                      Start reading the webcomic Casey and Andy. (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-20 07:30:31
  It happens. They aren't all that safe. by RetiQlum22008-03-20 06:10:30
    I'd like to keep my throat. by krikkert2008-03-20 06:12:54
      Even I'm not crazy enough to use a straight razor. by RetiQlum22008-03-20 06:16:26
        s/at times/at all times/; Yes. (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-20 06:17:42
      that rules out the possibility by madjo2008-03-20 07:58:05
  Go cry Emo kitty (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-03-20 07:26:16
    Emo kitty? That mental image is sad enough by aprylmae2008-03-20 07:28:15
    *cuts himself* :'( (n/t) by krikkert2008-03-20 07:30:05
    hay be nice by CynicalRyan2008-03-20 08:09:58
      Awww... poor kitty. by Nea2008-03-20 09:06:57
  Use sharper razors. (n/t) by veran2008-03-20 10:19:36
    and draw the razor slowly. by run.dll2008-03-20 12:51:15

 

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