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I give up. I can't take any more.	by raptillicus	2008-03-19 06:35:19
Listen to me carefully:	by RetiQlum2	2008-03-19 06:51:13
Go to a bar. Get drunk and rowdy. Have a party. Don't go near your ex's because that will only end in disaster. Drink yourself into a 3-day bender and never look back on what happened. Remember this: you can't win em all. So pick the battles that you can win. That means going to a bar and telling everybody who'll listen how awfull women are and how she ripped your heart out. Then go out and get laid. Then forget you ever knew her. I've been there, and you know I have guns. Lots of them. Being a good Jew is about controlling your impulses, not indulging in them. So get a grip and then go get a full belly of beer, curse and swear, pass out, and after your hangover you'll feel better. It won't kill the pain, but it will dull it for a little while. It took me three years to get over my ex-fiance. Note to everyone else: If someone mentions 'other fish in the sea' I will personally hand Betty to raptillicus, and if he isn't willing I'll pull the trigger myself. I almost shot my own father when he said that to me.
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Wow... just... wow...	by raptillicus	2008-03-19 06:58:06
There are other animals in the pet store.	by kelli217	2008-03-19 10:19:31
Yeah. Way inappropriate advice, period.	by Twitchh	2008-03-19 07:10:22

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