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I'm a bad, bad programmer. by Phoon 2008-02-13 13:20:17
I just realized that I've written a few hundred (few thousand?) lines of code on this project... and have not written a *single* comment (except for TODOs, which Visual Studio recognizes).

I am disgraced. If anyone needs me, I'll be over there, committing hara-kiri.
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  Please go off property. I hate incident reports. ( (n/t) by chanceslost2008-02-13 13:22:38
  REAL progammers don't comment their code. by pas512008-02-13 13:22:56
    And then are chunks of code so brilliant by toysbfun2008-02-13 13:31:06
      It's called "Job Security" (n/t) by RetiQlum22008-02-13 13:39:51
        Dude. I work for the government. by Phoon2008-02-13 13:42:31
          Well, there you go! by testy2008-02-13 13:55:10
    I reverse your reality and substitute my own. by RetiQlum22008-02-13 13:45:22
    I'm in IT for a medium sized company. by Jeff_UK2008-02-13 14:08:30
      Psst, Jeff. by RetiQlum22008-02-13 15:30:02
    You're fired! by vampire2008-02-13 18:05:17
  Just throw the code up here by rorajoey2008-02-13 13:29:13
  REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T DOCUMENT! by RetiQlum22008-02-13 13:38:30
    I need one of those bumper stickers =D (n/t) by thejugglingking2008-02-13 13:52:22
      My GF attached it. by RetiQlum22008-02-13 14:00:23
    nor do really bad programmers. by Jeff_UK2008-02-13 14:13:52
      What better way to hide? by RetiQlum22008-02-13 15:22:58
    That's partly true, actually. by run.dll2008-02-13 14:48:27
      Just remember it can go the other way to by ToLazyToThink2008-02-13 14:54:26
        Yes, a variable name shouldn't be a short story. by run.dll2008-02-13 14:57:52
          Try structures 5-6 deep by ToLazyToThink2008-02-13 15:05:41
            See? Intellisense is evil! (n/t) by Phoon2008-02-13 15:16:48
      So, your class was keeping it real? by kahuana2008-02-13 18:10:35
    You too! by vampire2008-02-13 18:09:41
      *chases vampire with the hammer of retribution* by mekkanik_mike2008-02-14 00:02:18
  *here, let me take that* by bastetsmuse2008-02-13 13:57:23
  I agree, you are. But at least you noticed. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2008-02-13 13:59:20
  "This is a good death. by pas512008-02-13 14:03:48
    Niiiice. by FriendlyUser2008-02-13 14:11:36
  Maybe you'd do better... by jdelphiki2008-02-13 14:37:03

 

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