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The City has a webpage where news releases from by techi870 2008-02-13 08:34:53
the Police, Fire Dept and City news room are posted. Here's one from the police about the roads today.

CALGARY POLICE SERVICE MEDIA RELEASE

ALL ROADS DIFFICULT TO NEGOTIATE, SNOW COVERED AND WIND
SWEPT. LANES AND ROAD MARKINGS OBSCURED. SLOW DOWN, EXPECT
DELAYS, RESPECT YOUR FELLOW MOTORISTS.

POWER LINES DOWN IN THE INTERSECTION OF 34TH AVENUE AND
BLACKFOOT TRAIL SE; THIS EXTENDS NORTH TO OGDEN ROAD
INTERSECTION. THERE IS LIMITED TO NO ACCESS THROUGH UNTIL CFD
IS ABLE TO STABLIZE. PLEASE FIND AN ALTERNATIVE OR RISK HUGE
DELAYS AND POSSIBLE IMPASSABILITY.

DON'T MAKE THIS BAD WEATHER DAY BE MORE THAN JUST A NUISANCE,
SLOW DOWN TO AVOID AN ACCIDENT AND LIVE TO CURSE THE WEATHER
ANOTHER DAY!
[ Reply ]
  One wonders whose job it is to write those. :-p (n/t) by sgrunt2008-02-13 08:41:16
  Now, now... no need to ... SHOUT!... (n/t) by Tyop2008-02-13 08:52:13

 

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