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funny messages needed for ctrlaltdel-script by k2OS2008-02-13 01:11:06
  An other shutdown scene... by anymouse 2008-02-13 06:17:17
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. "

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. "

"I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."

"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."

"I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you."

"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you."

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"The response is, "I understand. It is important that you believe me. Look behind you."
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    In Outpost 1 by k2OS2008-02-14 23:40:05

 

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