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The Farmer's Daughters by radiowave911 2008-02-09 19:30:36
(shamelessly swiped from the Comedy Central joke-of-the-day)

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck.
[ Reply ]
  Sounds like someone I know............ (n/t) by hax80r2008-02-09 19:32:10
  I've never heard the original famers daughter joke (n/t) by Nightwind2008-02-09 19:33:16
  AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! (n/t) by ChuckAB2008-02-09 19:45:09
    Just don't go picking up farmer's daughters :) (n/ (n/t) by radiowave9112008-02-09 19:49:16
  So I have to wonder... by rorajoey2008-02-09 21:04:02
    Ive been wonderfing that too. by Astro-g2008-02-09 21:08:45
      Luck? I know a girl by that name. by hax80r2008-02-09 21:18:47
    Well... by LSU_Frodin2008-02-09 22:09:28
      Chuck = Charles soooo by Garrinka2008-02-09 22:56:04

 

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