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No good deed goes unpunished. by Phoon2008-01-20 10:27:20
  Sounds like he must've read by taitano 2008-01-20 11:00:35
The Gripes of Wrath. :-)

Did he have a bad day, or something? Is he expecting one? Or is he just moody? My late G'ma was just whiny; always something wrong.

Fry her up some bacon and its: "What're ya tryin to do kill me? This stuff's loaded with cholestorol!" *munch munch* "I swear you kids'll be th death of" *munch* "me." *munch munch munch* "Oatmeal would've been" *munch munch* "better."

Fry some bacon and give her some oatmeal and its: "Whatzamatta you?!?! You make yourself some bacon and all you give me, your GRANDMA, is this gruel?" *munch munch* "I swear you kids'll be the death of me." *munch munch* "I'm stahvin hea!" *munch munch*

Make Oatmeal for both of you, and its: "What, am I not good enough for ya now?" *munch munch* "I saw that bacon in there, ya little cheapskate!" *munch munch* "You're so determined not to give me bacon that you'd even go without it yourself," *munch munch* "just so I didn't get any? I swear, you kids'll be the death of me."

Make Oatmeal and bacon and its: "Whadderya kiddinme??" *munch munch* "Bacon and Oats together? One or the other!" *munch munch* "They taste awful together! Next time, I cook!" *munch munch* "I swear you kids'll be the death of me."

Let her cook, and its: "I cant believe this! I come all the way here to visit my Grandson, and what happens? I'm the cook! Noooo, it wasn't enough, slavin away over a hot stove for that ungrateful daughter of mine for twenty five years, now I'm playin housemaid for her ungrateful spawn! I guess he'll want me to clean his pigsty of a room next. I swear, these kids'll be the death of me."

Listen to his gripes and use them at the comedy club. :-D It can be very entertaining if you look at it like that. ;-)
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    When're you leavin' for Guam? (n/t) by Klaranth2008-01-20 12:49:54
      Sometime this fall, maybe as late as January by taitano2008-01-20 13:07:06

 

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