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From the inbox: by DesertRat66 2008-01-17 12:31:52
A father walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit, is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat, and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy's testicles, and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first, and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father, and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied, "Divorce Attorney."
[ Reply ]
  Buahahahahahaha! (n/t) by hax80r2008-01-17 12:33:02
  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :-D (n/t) by Snate2008-01-17 12:33:47
  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-01-17 12:35:12
  Oh ouchies! LOL! (n/t) by Silverfire2008-01-17 12:40:44
  !O.O! -.- ?O.o? XD BAH HAhahahahahahaaa... by shadowsystems2008-01-17 12:41:27
  Wouldn't she have kept the quarter for herself? by testy2008-01-17 13:07:01
    Can't split up a quarter by DesertRat662008-01-17 13:19:15
    "Pro Bono" maybe. by bobmon2008-01-17 13:59:22
  LOL! Tanks, I needed that :-) (n/t) by shargo2008-01-17 13:21:49
  I think that she worked for my ex. by Hieraco2008-01-17 19:27:23

 

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