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Jock vs. Nerd: by y2kdragon 2008-01-17 05:02:05
Michael Jordan having retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugar plums dance in his head.
$ If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
$ If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
$ He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
$ He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
$ If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
$ If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
$ He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
$ Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
$ If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
$ He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
$ While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.
$ This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it? However ...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today. Game over. Nerd wins!
[ Reply ]
  29,272,961,250 by aprylmae2008-01-17 06:01:36
    what formula did you use? (n/t) by karl-henrik2008-01-17 06:11:10
      should only be one by Havoc2008-01-17 06:15:59
      basically by aprylmae2008-01-17 06:19:32
    He saves (?) all of his income and gets 0 interest by SciSSorS2008-01-17 07:19:42
      Elementary my dear SciSSorS by langly2008-01-17 07:32:57
      no interest was mentioned in the original post, so by aprylmae2008-01-17 07:59:27
        He sticks it under his mattress. by aprylmae2008-01-17 08:00:05
  But being Jordan sucks ! by SciSSorS2008-01-17 07:22:43

 

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