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by Electric STorm |
2008-01-17 01:38:32 |
1. If ou're too open minded, your brain will fall out.
2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. It ain't the jeans that make your rear look fat.
5. Artifical intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than to obtain permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and oppisite government program.
10 If you like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11 Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12 A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13 Eat well, stay fir, die anyway.
14 Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15 No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16 A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands.
17 Middleage is when the broades of the mind and the narrowness of the waist change places.
18 Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19 Junk is something you've always kept for years and throw out three weeks before you need it.
20 There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21 Experince is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you do it again.
22 By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
23 Thou shalt not weight more than thy refrigerator.
24 Someone who thinks logicallyprovides a nice contrast to the real world.
25 If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
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6: I just turn off the lights. Out of site... | by rhinobird | 2008-01-17 01:43:34 |
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23: I'm in trouble.. | by karl-henrik | 2008-01-17 01:52:54 |
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Easy Solution | by y2kdragon | 2008-01-17 05:17:57 |
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I weigh 147 kg. | by Phoon | 2008-01-17 06:46:54 |
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Clarification: | by todAnthony | 2008-01-17 07:48:49 |
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Number 8 is something I live by | by Spisefisken | 2008-01-17 02:11:47 |
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It also rings a familliar bell labeled NCIS... :P (n/t) | by EnzoMatrix | 2008-01-17 04:03:00 |
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Number 25... | by Fuxi | 2008-01-17 04:53:54 |
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Number 10 | by y2kdragon | 2008-01-17 05:19:45 |
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Corollary to #1: | by Phoon | 2008-01-17 06:45:34 |
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