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"Repair and rebuild our military, make it the by hadji2007-11-29 00:14:47
  We have a VERY strong Army by glitch2007-11-29 00:47:21
    Er, do you really think anyone would? by Arachnid2007-11-29 02:26:50
      lots of countries can very few would have much by joecrouse2007-11-29 03:09:26
        Wouldn't work. by RetiQlum2 2007-11-29 06:36:07
You forget that we have the largest nuclear arsenal. Piss us off enough and we will glassify the country. Game over, thanks for playing.

The only reason the terrorists have had any success is because we curbed our own rage. If we get totally torqued Admiral Yamamoto's speech about " I fear we have awakened a sleeping tiger" will be an understatement. Oh, and then there are the nukes. Beat that Iran.

I know of devices that could deliver nuclear bombs with enough accuracy to hit the hand of the Statue of Liberty. I also know that these devices can be delivered from space in less than 30 minutes.

Combine that with the Marine Recon Snipers, the Airborne 81st, Navy artillery, the general shock value of our troops, the fact that most of our civilians are armed, no one can defeat us.

That's not to say we can't be defeated, we just can't be defeated right now.
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          You could be defeated right now.... by mrxavia2007-11-29 07:02:47
            It would take more than a day by ToLazyToThink2007-11-29 14:58:47

 

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