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Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger 2007-11-29 00:45:57

<--------- Illiways --------->

Good morning Ufies

*increases vigilance against secret assassin type people*
*brews the special klatchian coffee for those that evade the heightened attention*

*Offers hugs and warm fuzzies to all who want or need them.*

// Stack of newspapers:

Aftonbladet                     Hufvudstadsbladet            Spiegel International 
Algemeen Dagblad                Hurriyet                     der Standard 
Anchorage Daily News            La Côte                      Star Tribune 
Aftenposten                     The Local                    Sueddeutsche Zeitung 
Avisa Nordland                  Los Angeles Times            Sun-Sentinel 
BBC                             Le matin                     The Sydney Morning Herald 
Berliner Zeitung                L'impartial                  Tages-Anzeiger 
Blick                           Milliyet                     De Telegraaf
China Daily                     Morgunbladid                 The Telegraph 
CNet Tech News                  The Moscow Times             The Times 
Cumhuriyet                      Neue Zürcher Zeitung         The Toronto Star 
Dagbladet                       The New York Times           The Toronto Sun 
Financial Times Deutschland     The New Zealand Herald       Times-Picayune 
Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung  Die Nordwest Zeitung         VG
Frankfurter Rundschau           NU                           Volkskrant 
Goteburg Post                   politiken.dk                 Wall Street Journal  
The Guardian                    Pravda (English)             Washington Post 
Hallands Nyheter                Radio Nederland Wereldomroep  
Helsingin Sanomat

[ Reply ]
  *takes the usual route via the skylight* by mekkanik_mike2007-11-29 00:49:52
    *serves BAS on a stick* by Treehugger2007-11-29 00:51:34
      *licks BAS* by mekkanik_mike2007-11-29 00:55:57
        Best of luck with that by y2kdragon2007-11-29 05:33:06
  comes in coughing by Klymer2007-11-29 00:50:37
    *serves soothing tea and tissues* by Treehugger2007-11-29 00:52:40
    Black Elderberry Extract by y2kdragon2007-11-29 05:33:42
  Careful with that coffee. by syren2007-11-29 00:51:20
    {{{quad}}} by Treehugger2007-11-29 00:53:17
      Cool beans! by syren2007-11-29 00:54:38
        Almost weekend time. Huzzah. by Treehugger2007-11-29 00:59:29
          Going to Oxford with the mates. by syren2007-11-29 01:07:13
  Good morning by afterburner2007-11-29 01:01:02
    Ask the comic writer... by Treehugger2007-11-29 01:02:37
      Ah, well, I suppose I can't have any effect on tha by afterburner2007-11-29 02:29:47
    Pounce hug! {{{afterburner}}} (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-11-29 01:13:18
      {{{kyrasantae}}} (n/t) by afterburner2007-11-29 02:30:09
  Good morning by vectorz2007-11-29 01:06:58
    Oh veeeery stylish. Me like. by Treehugger2007-11-29 01:14:37
      Sounds like Hastur in a mug... (n/t) by Don Alexander2007-11-29 01:16:36
        Hastur 's yellow ..... by Klaranth2007-11-29 01:28:57
          Erm... by Don Alexander2007-11-29 01:31:42
            Kinda sounds like by EnzoMatrix2007-11-29 01:54:52
            You named him three times already .. by Klaranth2007-11-29 02:14:15
              Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllp. by Don Alexander2007-11-29 02:20:08
              (I'm assuming here... by Don Alexander2007-11-29 02:21:02
                *Checks for Elder Signs* by Silverfire2007-11-29 06:55:02
                  :((( by Don Alexander2007-11-29 06:57:40
                    Now that's weird... by Treehugger2007-11-29 07:30:09
                      There was a glitch in the time-space continuum by vectorz2007-11-29 07:33:40
                        oh I see. Now it makes perfect sense by Treehugger2007-11-29 07:37:12
                          Who are you? And what are you doing in my café? by vectorz2007-11-29 07:43:46
                            whu? ... *sits down suddenly as legs give way* by Treehugger2007-11-29 07:50:21
                              *waves air to dizzy customer* by vectorz2007-11-29 08:04:23
                                *wails* I want to go hoooooooome.... by Treehugger2007-11-29 08:06:26
                                {{{treehugger}}} by Don Alexander2007-11-29 08:08:37
                                *leans on sleazy new ash bar* by vectorz2007-11-29 08:12:17
                                *heads for the portal like a homing pigeon* by Treehugger2007-11-29 08:13:40
                                *waves* by vectorz2007-11-29 08:15:34
                      Well... by Don Alexander2007-11-29 07:54:30
                        Personally I forget the exact dates by Treehugger2007-11-29 07:56:04
                          o_O by Don Alexander2007-11-29 08:00:24
                            weeell, you seem to have a bit of it on your hands by Treehugger2007-11-29 08:04:29
                              As do you :P by Don Alexander2007-11-29 08:09:32
                                Just don't let my boss know by Treehugger2007-11-29 08:12:26
                                {{{treehugger}}} by Don Alexander2007-11-29 08:15:26
                                Judging by past experience? by Treehugger2007-11-29 08:18:38
                                Without BAS... by Don Alexander2007-11-29 08:19:42
                          Google is your friend by Don Alexander2007-11-29 13:40:44
      Merci, mademoiselle *bows* by vectorz2007-11-29 01:57:00
        *bows solomnly in return* by Treehugger2007-11-29 01:57:55
          *slowly falls over backwards* by vectorz2007-11-29 02:00:18
            *helps empty some pockets* by Treehugger2007-11-29 02:02:20
              Dagger, grappling, hook, spatula, spiky thing by vectorz2007-11-29 02:19:11
                *serves light beer with lunch* by Treehugger2007-11-29 03:49:01
                  Yes, please. A sandwich is a great idea. by vectorz2007-11-29 04:10:04
                    *serves a hunk of sandwich tastyness* by Treehugger2007-11-29 04:19:28
                      Exactly *devours hunk* by vectorz2007-11-29 05:12:56
    *merges with the smoke* by Dagna2007-11-29 03:45:25
      *serves a small cup of klatchian coffee by Treehugger2007-11-29 03:50:35
        *sips Laphroig* by Dagna2007-11-29 04:11:37
          Yer on. I think. Bad spelling aside by Treehugger2007-11-29 04:21:36
            But they don't. by Dagna2007-11-29 05:00:59
              I think I'll carry on as normal as well by Treehugger2007-11-29 05:13:34
    Showoff! (n/t) by y2kdragon2007-11-29 05:35:27
  *saunters in* by Don Alexander2007-11-29 01:07:48
    *serves hot choc* by Treehugger2007-11-29 01:16:57
      Clues by Don Alexander2007-11-29 01:30:10
        ok, I'll try and remember that for the future by Treehugger2007-11-29 01:35:37
          Thanks!! by Don Alexander2007-11-29 01:42:34
            I will look forward to it. by Treehugger2007-11-29 01:45:58
  *saunters in* by sonja2007-11-29 01:10:33
    Hullo Mrs Nemohac by Treehugger2007-11-29 01:17:52
      Thanks!! by sonja2007-11-29 01:23:09
        Wow, sounds... "interesting" by Treehugger2007-11-29 01:24:37
          very tired today by sonja2007-11-29 01:28:18
            *tops up BAS* by Treehugger2007-11-29 01:36:37
              I hope to :D by sonja2007-11-29 01:37:57
  *Walks in with the stealth of a 40 gallon drum* by lex_icon2007-11-29 01:38:08
    *Serves sherbert fizz* by Treehugger2007-11-29 01:41:04
      *Slurps fizzy goodness* by lex_icon2007-11-29 02:32:17
        {{{lex_icon}}} by Don Alexander2007-11-29 02:38:07
          Thanks by lex_icon2007-11-29 02:46:11
            Tsk! by Don Alexander2007-11-29 03:04:29
              Indeed, my bad by lex_icon2007-11-29 03:54:52
                *hands lex_icon biiig cluebat* by Don Alexander2007-11-29 05:05:41
  {{{treehugger}}} by Electric Storm2007-11-29 01:47:00
    *serves warm chocolate milk* by Treehugger2007-11-29 01:52:28
      *sips milk* :9 by Electric Storm2007-11-29 01:58:11
  BAS by cokish2007-11-29 01:47:54
    At once sir! by Treehugger2007-11-29 01:52:49
      *drinks* by cokish2007-11-29 01:55:41
        *refills* by Treehugger2007-11-29 01:58:42
          *drinks again* by cokish2007-11-29 02:29:08
    Whatis: "BAS"? (n/t) by taitano2007-11-29 02:00:10
      BAS is: by Treehugger2007-11-29 02:01:41
        Ah, yes. BAS has gotten me out of the office on by taitano2007-11-29 02:11:28
  G'mornin. BAS Please. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-11-29 03:44:57
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-11-29 03:51:42
  Just walks in by y2kdragon2007-11-29 05:31:18
    I'm afraid I did expect you by Treehugger2007-11-29 05:36:52
      Perhaps, but by y2kdragon2007-11-29 05:48:32
  *Staggers in* by Silverfire2007-11-29 06:57:20
    *staggers in behind silverfire* by Don Alexander2007-11-29 07:01:01
      Silverfire is a dudette. :) (n/t) by esbita2007-11-29 07:17:47
        Spud31's a girl? !!! (n/t) by Treehugger2007-11-29 07:38:45
          Whoa, hello, yes I am! (n/t) by Spud312007-11-29 08:15:50
            Sorry, I had a meme relapse by Treehugger2007-11-29 08:17:58
        Whoops... :( by Don Alexander2007-11-29 07:48:50
      *serve hot choc with whipped cream and marshmallow by Treehugger2007-11-29 07:36:16
        BAS, BAS, BAS!!! by Don Alexander2007-11-29 07:50:04
          *a hook materialises from no-where and catches by Treehugger2007-11-29 07:53:03
            *dons goggles* by esbita2007-11-29 07:54:26
              *finds some more ichor* by Don Alexander2007-11-29 08:02:08
                *lays the oar over the cauldron top* by esbita2007-11-29 08:47:15
                  *pulls himself out* by Don Alexander2007-11-29 08:54:02
                    Paying rent is A Good Thing... by esbita2007-11-29 11:00:45
                      *whew* !!! by Don Alexander2007-11-29 11:45:05
    *supports patron to gurney* by Treehugger2007-11-29 07:31:12
  *wanders in* by esbita2007-11-29 07:18:27
    I can can put it on your slate by Treehugger2007-11-29 07:37:55
      Nope, business as usual. by esbita2007-11-29 07:50:39
        Sure, no worries ma'am by Treehugger2007-11-29 07:51:28
    *looks for Larry* by Don Alexander2007-11-29 07:51:46
      *points to sunbeam and comatose blond fluffball* (n/t) by esbita2007-11-29 10:54:40
      :D by Don Alexander2007-11-29 11:40:40
        hmmm? (n/t) by esbita2007-11-29 12:07:20
  *Sneaks in hidden in a group of scholars* by MadnessASAP2007-11-29 07:21:41
    *serves well earned klatchian coffee* by Treehugger2007-11-29 07:42:40
      Fair enough by MadnessASAP2007-11-29 07:55:07

 

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