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MMMLOTD: You are not in college anymore when... by mekkanik_mike 2007-11-29 00:44:30
  • At 6am you're waking up instead of going to bed.
  • Beers at lunch get you reprimanded.
  • College sweatshirts are 'casual' instead of dress-up.
  • The 4 food groups are no longer beer, pizza, ramen and cereal.
  • It's 'getting late' when it's 9:30 p.m.
  • Three Words: School Loan Payments.
  • You make thousands of dollars a year - and still can't afford that dream car.
  • You start eyeing the Light Beer section appreciatively.
  • Naps are no longer available between noon and 6 p.m.
  • Sneakers are now 'weekend shoes'.
  • Dinner and a movie becomes the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
  • "Your girlfriend's pregnant"-brings thoughts of tax breaks instead of coronaries.
  • Jack and Cokes become Dewers on the Rocks.
  • The only drugs you take are Tums and Tylenol.
  • You get your news from sources other than ESPN Sportscenter and MTV News.
  • You find yourself reminiscing fondly of 2-hour Calculus exams. (Just kidding!!!)
  • You empathize with the characters from 'Friends'.
  • METABOLISM SLOWDOWN.
  • Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone's and Mad Dog.
  • You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
  • When drinking, you say at least once, "I just don't have the tolerance I used to."
[ Reply ]
  Appearantly I am way beyond college by Spisefisken2007-11-29 00:49:24
  Beers at lunch get you reprimanded????? by mrxavia2007-11-29 00:53:26
    You got any openings for a C++ TL? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-11-29 00:58:20
      Or an IT Administrator? by syren2007-11-29 01:11:25
        So pub on a Friday luchtime is not normal? by mrxavia2007-11-29 01:34:42
          Not around here by y2kdragon2007-11-29 04:48:58
    I wish here. FAA frowns on it. (n/t) by vetitice2007-11-29 09:53:33
  Good list... by cptspith2007-11-29 01:15:02
    *lol* by Spisefisken2007-11-29 02:01:57
      Do you even think of that stufff? by mekkanik_mike2007-11-29 03:50:42
        When the missus is mad at me by Spisefisken2007-11-29 06:49:37
  can't remember ever having such a college life :( by madjo2007-11-29 01:32:34
    me neither. :-( by morenna2007-11-29 04:27:48
      I do, by krikkert2007-11-29 05:07:21

 

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