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We didn't actually land on the moon --	by hadji	2007-10-22 22:18:06
btw, the pope isn't catholic either	by inkey	2007-10-22 22:44:02
What we consider light sources are actually (SSLR)	by cybergeek	2007-10-22 22:56:13
...are actually Dark Suckers. The Sun sucks dark. In fact it sucks dark so hard that the friction of the dark moving to the Sun causes the Sun to be very hot. The flow of dark towards the Sun interrupted by the Earth causes the side of the Earth away from the Sun to accumulate dark, thus causing Night. As the Earth rotates the dark caught on the night side can then be pulled off, this causing the absence of dark known as Day. What we call light bulbs are truly dark suckers as well. That is why light bulbs are hot, just like the Sun. When a light bulb is full of dark and won't suck dark any more, it cools off. If you look in old light bulbs you can even seen the accumulation of dark. Dark is also heavier than water. This can be seen in the oceans where the deeper you go the darker it gets.
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